Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras

SONADOW GENERATIONS REAL????

(SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS IS A REAL SONIC GAME. NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE FUCKING DAY)

*Sonic falls over*
Knuckles: Sonic! Are you alright?
Sonic: Is that you, God?
Knuckles: What?
Sonic: It's just, you sound a lot more like Knuckles than I expected.

Computer: Please enter a password.
Sonic: *types in Tails*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Sonic: How fucking DARE YOU-

Sonic: We should be partners.
Shadow: You mean like, partners in crime?
Sonic: Yeah... that's precisely what I meant.

Amy, talking to Black Doom: With all due respect, which is none...

Blaze: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Shadow: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Sonic walks in*
Shadow: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Shadow, watching Tails do something stupid: Sonic, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Sonic: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Shadow: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

Mephiles: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Tails: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

Sonic: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Shadow a little bit.
Metal, holding Sonic's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Sonic: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Metal: My mistake.

Mephiles: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Black Doom: Homicide.
Silver: Murder.
Classic: Homiecide.

Galahad: What are amphetamines?
Knuckles: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Galahad: Ohhhh.

Espio: I am a ninja.
Shadow: No, you're not.
Espio: Did you see me do that?
Shadow: Do what?
Espio: Exactly.

Classic: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Mephiles: Bees?
Classic: HE HATH SELECTED THE BEES!
Mephiles: Wait-
*Black Doom approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Mephiles: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!

Amy: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Blaze: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Amy: Yes.
Blaze: I'd sleep.

Metal: The saying "it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission" no longer applies to Mephiles.

Percival: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Mephiles: What?
Blaze: What?
Amy: What?
Sonic: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.