A/N: Silver-taro will be referred to as Platinum here! Just so the generator doesn't start sticking "-taro" at the end of everyone's names lol (also omega with emotions??)
Whisper: You believe me?
Jewel: Whisper, you're the last good person on this planet. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Kit: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Kit: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Jet: Uh... what's up with him?
Knuckles: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Kit: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Mephiles, crying: It's working.
Storm: *Plays Slender: The Eight Pages*
*Jumpscare*
Storm: *Jumps back* OH SHIT, IT'S A WHITE GUY!!!
Sonic: Wait you like me? For my personality?
Chip: I know, I was surprised too.
Shadow, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Wave: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Gadget: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Jet: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.
Sonic: No you idiot, that's ours we crashed!
Jet: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense.
Amy: I can't imagine what Infinite is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Tangle: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Infinite: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Tangle: Not when you're playing with Starline, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
Amy: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Gadget's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
Cream: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Amy: You left me, Sonic, and Omega in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Cream: I did that on purpose, try again.
Shadow: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Storm: Are you having another depressive episode?
Wave: A depressive episode?
Wave: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Rouge: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
Sonic: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Surge: If it is, I'll see you in hell.
Storm: Surge, we're hungry!
Wave: Surge! What's for dinner?
Jet: We're hungry, Surge!
Surge, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
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Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras
HumorIncorrect Quotes and Extras revolving around fanon and canon StH characters from everywhere! Includes crack and everything in-between.
