SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL HORIZON!! CHARACTERS EXCLUSIVE TO THE DLC WILL APPEAR, AND YOU WILL NOT KNOW WHO OR WHAT THEY ARE UNTIL YOU FINISH THE GAME/WATCH THE CUTSCENES! (also, I consider 'mobians' separate from animals, but I refuse to use Mobius or Mobian at all so)
Tiger: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Crane, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Master King: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?
Snake: Anchovies and pineapple.
Tiger: I like beets!
Crane: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?
Master King: I'm disowning all of you.
*Sonic and Sage are planning to break in somewhere*
Sonic: We need to distract the guards.
Sage: Right.
Sonic: What are we gonna do?
Sage: I will break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Sonic:
Sage:
Sonic: Deal.
Tails: Time for plan G.
Knuckles: Don't you mean plan B?
Tails: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Amy: What about plan D?
Tails: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Tiger: What about plan E?
Tails: I'm hoping not to use it. Sonic dies in plan E.
Dragon: I like plan E.
Eggman: Who hurt you?
The End: *snorting* WHAT, DO YOU WANT A LIST?
Eggman: ...Yes, actually.
Dragon: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?
Snake: The afterlife, I guess.
Master King: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting.
Tiger: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold.
Dragon: I think this message is extremely valid, but also Tiger has implied wanting to set off the Chaos Island supervolcano, so what's the truth?
Tiger: I want to set it off.
*Hermit is comforting Dragon*
Hermit: Stop crying because it's over. Start smiling because The End is someone else's problem now.
Eggman: What is this!?
Amy: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Eggman: Ow! Make it stop!
Amy: Surrender to your kindness, Eggman. It's nice to be nice.
Eggman: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
Sage: I have a bad feeling about this...
Sonic: What do you mean?
Sage: Do you not ever get that little voice in your head that warns you if you're going to get into trouble?
Sonic: No?
Knuckles: That actually explains so much.
Snake: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Sonic: What the hell!?
Snake: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Snake, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Sonic, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras
HumorIncorrect Quotes and Extras revolving around fanon and canon StH characters from everywhere! Includes crack and everything in-between.
