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Silver: Belle! Rouge got that thing on the control panel working!
Belle: Wow! That looks pretty impressive.
Silver: Yeah!
Belle: Any idea what it does?
Silver: Not a clue.


Silver: I just killed my best friend!
Blaze: And your worst enemy.
Silver: Same difference!


Surge: Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?
Sonic: Not anymore.
Sonic, singing: When mom was alive--


Shadow: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Rouge: Nat 20 Charisma.
Shadow: That is NOT how that works-


Sally: Say no to drugs.
Sally: Say yes to drugs.
Sally: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.


Tangle: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.


Shadow: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon.
Shadow: It's me.


Nicole: So, she kissed me.
Lanolin: And you kissed her back?
Nicole: No, I kissed her mouth.


Shadow: What did you get on your fur?
Silver: Rust.
Shadow: From what?
Silver: Weapons.
Sally: Time for more adult supervision.


Shadow: You should have realized, Infinite, if Sonic didn't kill you, we would.


Tangle: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Whisper, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.


Infinite: Barry and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Barry: We what?


*Bullying Prevention Day at school*
Teacher: Espio, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?
Espio: Oh, that's easy. I'd take a pencil out of my pencil case—
Teacher: To write something to your teacher?
Espio: —make sure that it's really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can't outlaw bringing pencils to school!
Teacher: *internal screaming*


Sally: We either die free, or die trying!
Barry: Are those the only choices?


Infinite: How would you rate your pain?
Surge: 0/10. Would not recommend. 


Sonic: You need to be more careful!
Shadow, who was dragged into Sonic's issue: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT-


Sonic: So, I heard you like bad girls... I time travel in Animal Crossing.


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