THE DREAM TEAM

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Omega: This is for the guy who keeps shouting at us from the balcony. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Sonic: Cool, a song for me!


Cosmo: Well, at least I... something... you... insult...
Amy: That's not a good comeback, Cosmo.
Cream: Actually, that's pretty good for Cosmo.


Surge: Stop hiding behind your precious Amy!
Sonic: What makes you think I'm hiding behind her?
Amy, standing in front of Sonic, seemingly oblivious: Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?


Tails, pointing at Infinite: Watch out, it's that one guy!
Sonic, already fighting him: Okay, thank you, Tails!


Rouge: Busy?? Who doesn't have call waiting these days?
(Meanwhile...)
Knuckles, playing Solitare on his computer: No, I don't know the cheat code for Sonic 3! I'm very busy here, Ariem, would you please stop calling me?
Ariem: No no! Wait! Stay on the line! Maybe it'll come to you!
Knuckles: Don't you have anything better to be doing?


Cosmo, riding a golf kart: Did you know in the U.S. these are called Mario Karts?
Ariem: That can't be true.
Cosmo: How would you know that?
Ariem: I'm from the U.S.
Cosmo: Oh. Well, they're definitely called that in Japan.
Ariem: Pretty sure that's not true either.


Miles: You're go for Prower.
Gadget: I'm looking for Tails the Fox. Who the Hell is Prower?
Miles: You've reached the adult formerly known as Tails the Fox. It's "Miles" now. Miles Prower.
Gadget: That's cool. You know, Gadget isn't my real name, actually. It's Rookie.
Miles: That's not even remotely the same thing.


Mephiles: I didn't win?
Silver: No.
Mephiles: He's not dead?
Silver: Nope.
Mephiles: ...Is he mad at me?
Silver: I don't know, dude!


Shadow: What just happened?
Sonic: Not sure. Wanna run lines in your trailer?


Silver: "Lesbian?"
Ariem: The other L word.
Silver:
Silver: ..."Lesbians"?


Amy: Is Sonic here?
Knuckles: Uh, you know what? (Sonic crashes through the window behind him) He just left.
Amy, oblivious: ...Really?
Knuckles: Yeah. (Sonic reaches back in to get his jacket) Sorry.


Silver: What is she talking about?
Surge: He really doesn't know?
Silver:
Silver, a meter in his head going from "No Clue" to "Gets It" instantly: Wait... YOU AND HER?!
Blaze: It was just a phase.
Surge: Just a phase?!
Silver: You had a sexy phase?!
Blaze: It meant nothing, I didn't think it would count!
Surge: It meant nothing?!
Blaze: I was just a little bi-curious.
Surge: Well, honey... I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!!


Blaze: This is actually really good garlic bread.
Silver: Garlic bread is my favourite food, I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping *laughs*.
Blaze: You'd get fat.
Silver: No, why would I get fat?
Blaze: Bread makes you fat.
Silver, mouth full with garlic bread: Bread makes you fat?


Barry: Infinite, you are the salt of the Earth.
Infinite, unfazed: Oh thanks!
Barry: I meant scum of the Earth.
Infinite, still unfazed: Thanks!


Silver: *is visibly upset*
Ariem: Silver, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country!


Gadget: What scares you guys the most?
Amy: Werewolves!
Cosmo: Sharks.
Silver: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Silver:
Silver: Shadow.


Cream: What the fluff were you thinking?!
Belle: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Cream: You released OSTRICHES!


Barry, running: Slow down, Tails, I can't ketchup!
Tails, not slowing down: You'll just have to use all the strength you can mustard.


Sage: Do not ask me what I am talking about. I do not know, okay? I am just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I have moved on.


Silver: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!


Sage: What's two plus two?
Whisper: Math.
Sage: ...I will accept that answer.


Shadow: Hey, you wanna know a secret?
Eggman: No.
Shadow: Okay.
Eggman:
Eggman: Do you smell smoke?
Shadow: The secret is that the base is on fire.


Infinite: Are you this rude to everyone?!
Sonic: Yup.
Sonic: Don't think you're special.


Amy: *makes Surge a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Surge: *sips tea*
Amy:
Surge: *finishes tea*
Amy: Didn't it taste bad?
Surge: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Amy, tearing up: Oh, okay.


Amy: Infinite, I think we have a problem.
Infinite: What, the fire?
Amy: No, the- wait, what fire?
Infinite: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.


Surge: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Kit: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Surge: Fair point.


Tails: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Knuckles: This unmitigated poppycock?
Ariem: Extravagant hogwash!
Tails: Okay, stop.


Kit: Uhh.. Ariem just asked if we want to...
Kit: "Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?"
Knuckles, not even looking up from their phone: She's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas trees.
Kit: Oh, that makes more sense.


Silver: OH MY GOD IT'S MEPHILES.
Shadow: What's he talking about?
Sonic, restraining Silver: Guy, chill. It's Shadow. My boyfriend?
Silver: OH MY GOD SHADOW IS MEPHILES.


Surge: 'Technically legal', the two best words in the English language, right before 'cowboy spectacular.'


Barry, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

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