--if you cannot tell that my OTPs are Soninfinite and Neo Metonic i don't know why you can't it's so obvious.--
Sonic: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Whisper a little bit.
Espio, holding Sonic's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Sonic: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Espio: My mistake.
Silver, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Sonic: Mephiles's in the kitchen.
Neo Metal: I know you love them.
Tangle: I am not in love with Whisper!
Neo Metal, staring at Tangle: I never said who...
Tangle: *realizes*
Tangle: Shit. Well, anyways-
Silver: I love you.
Mephiles, not paying attention: What was that?
Silver: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
Infinite: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Gadget: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Infinite: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Shadow, on a walkie talkie: This is Shadow, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
Mephiles: So, are you two dating now?
Infinite & Gadget: Yes.
Mephiles: Why?
Infinite: I happen to find Gadget very appealing.
Mephiles: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Gadget.
Neo Metal: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Neo Metal, points at Whisper: Married a lesbian.
Neo Metal, points at Mephiles: Left a man at the altar.
Neo Metal, points at Shadow: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Neo Metal, points at Surge: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire.
Neo Metal, points at Infinite: Lives in a box!
Gadget: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Infinite: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
Gadget: Seize the dick.
Infinite: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Sonic: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Gadget walks in*
Sonic: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Knuckles: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...
Sonic: I just wanna fucking marry Blaze!!
Sonic: Neo Metal is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Gadget: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Blaze: Tackle him!
Espio: Dump him.
Whisper: Kick him in the shin!
Neo Metal: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
Knuckles, sweating: Espio, there's something I need to ask you-
Espio: Finally! You're proposing!
Knuckles: How'd you know?
Espio: Knuckles, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Espio: I even picked it up once.
Shadow: There's no way he likes me back.
Sonic: Silver would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Shadow: Silver would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras
HumorIncorrect Quotes and Extras revolving around fanon and canon StH characters from everywhere! Includes crack and everything in-between.
