(this includes normal bosses and final bosses!)
Shadow: Did you bring Dark Gaia?
Mephiles, gesturing to The Phantom King: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Shadow: The Phantom King? The next best thing would be Metal Overlord.
The Phantom King: I would be offended, but Metal Overlord is freakishly strong.
Void: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Shadow: Because your toast would get soggy!
Dark Gaia: Get your hand off my shield!
Solaris: There's like a million other shields.
Dark Gaia: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Solaris: *hits Dark Gaia with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
Mephiles, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
Erazor Djinn: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Void: What?
Erazor Djinn: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
Shadow: *pitches an idea*
Metal Overlord, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Dark Gaia, under its breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
The Phantom King: I can't imagine what Void is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
Ix: *Locks Eggman in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Eggman: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Mephiles: Why are you like this??
Void: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Void: How high are you?
Shadow: Mm, I don't know how to say it in feet.
Dark Gaia: No, he's asking what drugs are you on.
Shadow: Oh, antidepressants, why?
Void: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Solaris: But did I make you cry?
Void: *cries on the spot*
Solaris: ...Shit.
Iblis: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Dark Gaia: That's 200%.
Iblis: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
Eggman & Metal Overlord: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Eggman: We need an adult!
Metal Overlord: Doctor, you are an adult!
Eggman: We need an adultier adult! Get Solaris!
Eggman: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Lyric: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.
Iblis: Ix is late again.
Lyric: How did this happen? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Solaris: I printed up a fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
The Phantom King: I set his clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Iblis: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Ix bursts through the door*
Ix: WHAT TIME IS IT?
Erazor Djinn: The Phantom King, fuck off.
Erazor Djinn: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
Eggman: What's your favorite color?
Solaris: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Eggman: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Solaris: My favorite color is pink.
Mephiles: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Infinite. Except you!
Infinite: But Mephiles, I think you're suspicious!
Mephiles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dark Gaia, at The Phantom King's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
Dark Gaia, leaning over The Phantom King′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
The Phantom King: Yeah, no shit.
Metal Overlord: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
Ix: Do I get to pick the finger?
Dark Gaia: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
The Phantom King, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
Solaris: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Ix: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Dark Gaia: FLOOR IT!!
Solaris: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Ix: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Solaris: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Metal Overlord: DO IT!
Ix: NO-
*Eggman recording whilst Metal Overlord and The Phantom King are arguing*
Metal Overlord: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Eggman: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
The Phantom King, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Metal Overlord: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
The Phantom King: It's my favorite movi-
Metal Overlord: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, The Phantom King!
The Phantom King: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Metal Overlord: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Metal Overlord: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don't make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.
*the TV is freaking out*
Solaris: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Solaris: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
Lyric: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Infinite: 420?
Lyric: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Dark Gaia: 69.
Lyric: Yeah it was 69.
*Iblis and Dark Gaia looking at a locked gate into a park*
Iblis: Aw. :(
Dark Gaia: You know what they say.
Iblis: Please don't-
Dark Gaia: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Iblis: Frick-
Erazor Djinn: *raises eyebrows*
Mephiles: Put those back down!
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Sonic Incorrect Quotes and Extras
HumorIncorrect Quotes and Extras revolving around fanon and canon StH characters from everywhere! Includes crack and everything in-between.
