Modern Family:The life in a crazy family

Dance Dance Revelation

Claire was talking at the phone with Jay

"Oh, hey! Luke have to go to the mall, too" Claire told Jay

"What?"

"Why?" Phil and Luke asked

"Cause that dress is for 8 years old maybe? Anyway, mom, i have to go to the mall too" Sophie said pointing at Luke's dress

"And Sophie too" Claire told Jay

"Phil"

"Let's go, Incredible Hulk" Phil told Luke

Later at the mall

"Ah. Finally. There's a spot" Jay said

"Oh.Guys, I am just bursting with pride right now. Your first dance. Soon you're gonna be men. I want you to know there's more to being a man than just shopping for fancy outfits. Yep. Pretty soon, you get some hair on your chest, you start answering the phone, people don't think you're ladies" Phil said

"Come on, today, Miss Daisy" Jay told him

"Actually, Miss Daisy was the one being driven, not the one driving" Phil told Jay

"Never saw it" Jay said

"It's called "Driving Miss Daisy" You got a real lip on you today. You know that?" Phil said

"Hey! That was our spot!" Jay said when a guy parked in their spot

"Dad, what are you doing?" Sophie asked

"You're gonna let him snake your spot?" Jay told him

"Not worth it" Phil said

"Boys, here's the only thing you got to know about being a man... Never let someone take what is yours" Jatold Manny and Luke

"Unless it's just a parking spot and there's plenty of others"

"That's sweet, Phil. You tought to write that down. You got any lipstick in your purse?" Jay asked him

Later, in the mall

"Are you sure this is teal?'m starting to get a real strong green thing here" Manny said

"Does it matter?" Sophie asked regretting her choice to go with them even if it was for a book

"Yes, it-"

"Guess who fit into the suit on the mannequin and saved us 20%?Here's something I didn't know about mannequins...They don't have a wiener" Luke said

"What the heck is that?" Manny asked him

"It's a nicer word for "pen1s" Luke said

"Luke,come on" Sophie said rolling her eyes

"No, I mean, what the heck is this?" Manny said 

"It's a tie"

"It's teal"

"I don't care.I just grabbed the first one I saw"

"Well, grab a different one"

"No!Now I like it"

"Guys, please" Sophie told them

"Uh, I think we were here first" Jay said to a guy that took their spot on the line

"I just have one thing. I'm in a big rush" The guy said

"So are we"

"That's fine. Go ahead" Phil told the guy

"Seriously?"

"Jay, it's not a big deal"

"And can you give me the sale prices for some things I bought last week?" The guy asked to the cashier

"Oh, for God's sake!" Sophie sighed

"Now, this is what I'm talking about, boys.You give people an inch, they'll run all over you"

"Or you could just be nice...Pay it forward"

"They don't make movies out of bad ideas. All I know is you got to fight for what you want. If there's one job available, this guy just got it, and they go hungry at the "Dumphys" Jay said

"Dunphys"

"At this rate, I'm going to miss the first dance... at my wedding!" Luke said

"Tell your dad, if it were up to me, we'd have been in and out of here in about 10 minutes"

"You mentioned that"

"And I'll probably mention it again, because, thanks to someone, we're gonna be here for a while"

"Yeah, I get it"

"You know, Luke, you should order that suit in a larger size, because by the time we get out of here..."

"I... get... it. Pay for the suit" Phil said giving Jay some money and then leaving

"Dad, where are you going?" Sophie asked

"Luke needs... socks"

"Make 'em teal!" Luke told Phil

"You're playing a very dangerous game" Manny said

"Hey, boys...Look who it is...The guy that stole our parking spot" Jay said pointing to the guy

"Are you going to hit him?I'd totally hit him" Luke said

"I'm not gonna hit him, but I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. Now, boys, pay attention...You want to be men, this is how you handle a jerk like this"

"Hey, chief?You know, you stole our parking space today"

"What?"

"That's right.I was waiting for the parking space, you sneaked right in there...That make you feel like a big man?"

"Did I? I didn't even notice"

"That's no excuse"

"I'm really sorry. My dog died today.I had to put him to sleep. 14 years. He was all I had. Now I can't stand the thought of going back to my empty apartment, so I just keep wandering around the mall"

"You know what? Forget about the..."

"Spot" The guy said crying

"Oh, God" Sophie sighed

"That was his name!"

"Do not hit him" Luke told Jay

Later

"Sophie, stay with the boys" Jay said and then left to go find Phil

Later , in the car

"Dad,did you hit the guy? Cool" Luke said

"What happened?" Sophie asked

"I didn't hit him, I sprayed him with perfume"