Modern Family:The life in a crazy family

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"What's with all the yogurt?" Alex asked Luke after ignoring Sophie on video chat on the computer asking where was her mother

"Shh! Durkas has been breaking into my locker" Luke answered

"Mmm" 

"But I've got a little revenge planned"

"Sorry. I just remembered I don't really care" Alex said

"Where's mom? I still need a lot of books" Sophie asked

"Don't know, don't care" Alex answered

"Oh please, stop trying being goth don't you still sleep with a panda peluche? Plus that outfit is weird" Sophie told her noticing her sister's dark style and make up

"Don't you have a nerdy class to attend to?"

"You're not gonna last a day, and yes I have things to do so can you please call mom for me?" Sophie asked and then Haley requested to enter the call and Alex accepted

"Where's Mom? Oh, my God. What is that outfit? Are you going goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda" Haley said

"Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?" Alex asked her and then Claire entered the kitchen

"Finally. Mom-"

"There you are. Mom-" Sophie and Haley spoke at the same time

"Hang on a second. What is this? Is this because of your new friend Skylar?" Claire asked Alex

"Oh, she's just trying to change her image. Nice work, by the way. You went from dork to Count Dorkula" Sophie said

"Can we talk about my books now?" Sophie asked

"And my clothes. You were supposed to send them" Haley added

"Yeah, you sent me a text saying "I'm gonna send them tomorrow" It was a week ago" Sophie said referring to her books

"I'll be with you girls in a second. Hang on" Claire told to her oldests

"I don't like this Skylar. You don't need to change who you are to fit in with the cool kids" Claire told Alex

"Oh, of course she does. She just is so uncool, she doesn't know who the cool kids are" Haley said

"Don't you two have a class to fail and some bad boys to drool over?" Alex asked rethorically  

"Don't you have some others Dorkulas to dork around with?"

"Don't you have a raven to train?"

"Mom. Listen, I've read all the books I had and I can't take the ones from the libraries because I need to note my books"

"I have repeated outfits twice this week. It's a disaster" Haley said

"And I will deal with those things tomorrow. But today I'm taking your father to the doctor. He's having an ass-ectomy" Claire explained

"What?" Sophie asked

"I hear things" Phil said

"You're getting your tonsils out?"

"Oh! This family needs a dumb-ass-ectomy" Alex said rolling her eyes

"You're the one to talk?"

"I'm tired of you thinking you're so-" Sophie and Haley replied

"Did Mom and Dad ever tell you you were adopted?" Alex then started fighting with Luke too

"Five more years" Claire whispered to Phil

"No, I wasnt!"

Later, Sophie and Haley were speaking to Claire 

"You didn't send David Copperfield?"

"You didn't send the little green jacket?" Sophie and Haley asked

"Girls, I am not doing this again. It took me an hour to mail those packages before. I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder"

"It's not that clever"

"It is clever, and there's no way I'm going back there today" Claire said

"Oh, my God! I hate you so much!" Haley said