At Mr. Ping's noodle shop, We find Po playing with his action figures while taking a bath.
Po: I am ready... *holds up mini Po* to teach you a lesson! *holds up mini Tai Lung* Teach me? Oh no, he's the Dragon Teacher! *holds up mini Tigress* Yeah, he's so handsome. *holds up mini Yue* and so smart, he's the best brother *holds up mini Po* Thank you for the compliments. *holds up mini Tai Lung* Ah, no! Please don't teach me to death! *smashes mini Po and mini Tai Lung together repeatedly*
Mr. Ping appears.
Mr. Ping: Po?
Po: *hides action figures* Oh, hey, Dad, what's up? I was just, uh, stopping by for a little soak.
Mr. Ping looks at Po in a concerned look. Po pops a bubble.
Mr. Ping: *pauses* Okay, what's wrong?
Po: Nothing.
Mr. Ping: Nothing? I come home to find you taking a bath with your dolls.
Po: Action figures.
Mr. Ping: And instead of adding bath-salt to the water, you just added Szechuan peppercorns.
Po: Szechuan what? *A container with a label of a red pepper is zoomed in* My tenders. *rinses body* Okay, yes, something's wrong.
Mr. Ping: There, there, son, you tell your daddy all about it. Lift your arm. *He begins scrubbing Po's fur with a brush*
Po: Shifu says me and Yue don't know what it means to be the Dragon Warrior, and now we have to be a teacher's? I thought I finally knew who I was. If we're not the Dragon Warrior, then who are we?
Mr. Ping: Teacher's? Teaching kung fu? That's a promotion! Take the job, son, and someday, when you and Yue are in charge of the whole Jade Palace, I can sell noodles in the lobby! *chuckles, then pauses* Why are you still here taking a bath like a baby? Get out. Get out. Go, go, go! Franchise expansion awaits us.
Po: But what about the Dragon Warrior look-alike contest?
Mr. Ping: Oh, Mrs. Chow always wins that.
The scene cuts to a pig in makeup and clothes of black and white in Mr. Ping's noodle shop.
Mrs. Chow : *deadpan* Skadoosh.
The scene cuts back to Po and Mr. Ping.
Po: Honestly there is something else bothering me.
Mr. Ping: And what's that?
Po: Yue and I had a fight back at the palace, and she said something that's kinda stuck on me.
Mr. Ping: What did she say?
Po: Well... Do you think I never listen to what she says?
Mr. Ping: Uh...
Po: You do think I never listen to her?
Mr. Ping: You now what let's forget about that for now. Just focus on what's important now.
Po: Oh I forgot about the Dragon Warrior dumpling eating contest! I have to defend my title.
Mr. Ping: No one's gonna beat your dumpling eating record.
All of a sudden Yue comes in through the door.
Yue: *opens backdoor* Someone's about to beat your dumpling eating record!
Po and Mr. Ping look at each other. The scene cuts to the eating space of Mr. Ping's noodle shop. A crowd of villagers are seen cheering to an unknown person.
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The Panda And The Fox 3: Kung Fu Panda 3. (Discontinued)
Fanfiction(DISCONTINUED) (This story is old, cringe worthy, and may have bad grammar and stuff. Read at your own risk) After everything that happened in Gongmen City, Yue and Po are sure the excitement is over, but when Shifu announced that he was handing ov...
