A/N: Wanna buy a box of thin mints?
Sure! I'll take two boxes.
How about two million...?
No, one million.
Okay 🥰🥰
I WANNA TAKE A PIC
Anygays, should I make team red in this?
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"Kacchan!" the teen yelled, chasing after Katsuki.
The blonde turned around. "Yes?" he asked the hero.
Izuku leaned in for a whisper, Bakugo following after him. "Wanna patrol together?"
"Sure" the other whispered. Deku's nose scrunched, likely from the smell of Katsuki's breath. The mercenary slapped his ass, Izuku yelping in the process. "C'mon nerd, let's get to class."
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"Midoriya," the spider heard his friend say, "were you and Bakugo talking in the hall?"
Izuku turned, confused. "Yeah, we were. Is there a problem with that?"
"He slapped your butt," the other teen said, pointing to his own butt.
The greenette flushed, "Todoroki!"
"It's ok Midoriya, I'm an ally," Shoto gave a small smile with a thumbs up. Deku smiled back, slightly confused. "Are we walking home together today?" his friend asked.
He smiled, "Sure, Todoroki-Kun."
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Spider-Man swung through the city, music playing in his ears. "I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs, I'm getting busy with a bad perfume," he mumbled along, scanning the streets for activity as he touched down on a building.
"Woah! Who are you getting hickeys from!?" a familiar voice exclaimed. Izuku turned back to glare at his friend. "Did you forget we were patrolling together?" Katsuki feigned sadness.
"Ah... I'm sorry Kacchan." he apologized.
"It's ok baby boy."
"Not my name-"
"I SAID ITS OK BABY BOY."
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FanfictionIzuku Midoriya, the shy, smart, chemistry nerd of UA high school. No one would expect him to be Spider-man. And Bakugo Katsuki. A angry, popular, and proud teenager. He was somehow the mercenary known as Deadpool. How do the two deal with their own...