Don't Fear The Reaper

chapter 34 la la la la la

Last time

*the rest of his class went to his table all exited wanting to ask question but unlike the adults know better then to piss him off izuku sighed*

Izuku:fine one at a time ask you're question..

Now

*before they could asked questions nezu's voice came out of the speakers*

Nezu:Mr reyes go to the class A living room I repeat Mr reyes to class A living room to discuss you're daughter does of his class who wants to know are welcome to join

Izuku:that rat ever heard of privacy?

Nezu:duck privacy I'm the almighty rat God

Izuku:that I can blackmail with a piece of smelly French blue cheese

Nezu:just get you're butt over here

Izuku:fine fine

*izuku looked at eri*

Izuku:did you finish eating?

*eri nods a bit shyly since they were all of people around*

Eri:y...you...you didn't eat daddy..

Izuku:eh I'll eat later you are what's important

*he got up and left to class A dorm with
His students behind him*

Izuku"i feel like a mother duck with her baby ducks on her back

*they made it and saw nezu with others pro heroes waiting for them does heroes are toshinori and inko yagi,the pro héroe Mirio ,sir nighteye and detective Naomasa*

Izuku:what's this a surprise party for me? Where's the cake or is this a different kind of party

Nezu:Mr reyes now is not the time to joke around you are being charge with some serious allegation that's if found guilty well...let's just say it won't be pretty

Izuku:eh been through worse tell me what allegations are this?

Naomasa:for one interfering with a pro hero investigation

Nighteye:my investigation i was investigating Overhaul and I needed to find his hideout color me surprise when I find he's in jail now

Izuku:uhu and that has to do with me how? Last time I checked the news the pro hero bunny miruko took the credit for that

Nighteye:cut the crap I know you're to blame you ruined a 3 year operation all for 1 girl

Izuku:.  .  .man kinda sounds like you're nothing more then a fake hero

Mirio:hey sir nighteye is a fantastic hero!

Izuku:does a fantastic hero sacrifices a life to save others? Every life is precious and should be saved saving 1 doesn't mean you're plans failed it just means you need a better plan tell me how many men woman and children did you let Overhaul get away with just so you can get closer to finding out his base of operations?

Nighteye:I don't have to justify myself to you the ends justify the means

Izuku:ah there it is if you have that kind of mentality then you're a fake hero because if the ends mean people suffering then you're not a real hero

*both nighteye and izuku glared angrily at eachother*

Nezu:were getting of tracked izuku did you or did you not take this girl from Overhaul and don't lie detective Naomasa has a lie detectors quirk he will know if you're lying

Izuku:you sure about that?? I'm a pretty good at lying I am a 400 foot tall platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings

Naomasa:....my quirk told me he's telling the truth

*everyone was surprised especially toshinori who looked at izuku who shrugged*

Izuku:im a professional overwatch agent means I'm also a spy being a spy means I had to learn to lie my ass off to the point not even lie detectors can detect if I'm lying

Nezu:that's rather impressive even I can't outsmart naomasa's quirk

Izuku;and to answer you're question no eri is not that man's daughter she is my daughter that I adopted this morning from an orphanage her parents died in a car accident simply a tragedy...or who knows maybe I'm lying and I did take her from Overhaul not like you have any proof

Nezu:care to bet on it

Izuku:if you have actual proof I'll door double the paperwork if I don't you rat will do my paperwork

Nezu:deal

*nezu turned on the TV showing izuku and eri in disguised running away from overhaul izuku didn't react and looked at nezu*

Izuku:uhu and where exactly am I? I don't see any green hair or little girl with horn anywhere on that TV

Nezu:you're right there the boy with the hoodie and eyepatch

Izuku:can you proof that boy is me?

Nezu:sadly no

Izuku:then he is not me this conversation is over and I'm clear of all charges since you can't proof I did any of what you're accusing me

Toshinori:Mr reyes I still believe you should not be taking care of a child child you're line of work

Inko:yes you're simply much too young

Izuku:you really want to throw that rock assmight? Or do I have to remind you about bakugo? Or about the time I saved you're daughter from her quirk or how you didn't even know she was hiding her true self? And much too young? If I'm old enough to kill I'm old enough to take care of a child eri is MY child and I dare any one of you to take her from me

*free hand hovering on his gun with a serious expression*

Nezu:you do realize that you don't have a hero license here in Japan so if you use that gun...

Izuku:i know full well what I'm doing and I'll fight Japan itself if I'm force too just like my parents would do for me so choose you're next move carefully rat cause overwatch is prepared to go to war at a moments notices are you?

Nezu:...izuku Reyes you are clear of all charges and you can keep the girl

Izuku:yeah you had no control over the second part well if that is all you can all leave especially you fake hero

*nighteye got up both glared at eachother just waiting for the other to make the first move as he left  mirio left soon after looking at izuku disappointed not that izuku gave a rats ass about a kid he doesn't even know, toshinori and inko were the next to leave and finally nezu*

Nezu:we both know you're guilty Mr reyes

Izuku;maybe but you can't prove that so why don't you go and do my paperwork

*both stared at eachoter for a minute before nezu started to laugh*

Nezu:that's why I like you so much

*nezu left and izuku sat down on the couch exhausted he grabbed the TV remote and puts a Disney movie for eri*

Izuku:here sweetheart you'll like this movie watch it while daddy sleeps

Eri:o..ok daddy

*izuku glanced at his class making them flinch*

Izuku:anyone who dares change the channel will have my size 10 boot up there ass am I understood?

Class A:yes sir!

*izuku closed his eyes as the music part of the movie started*

Movie:morning in Paris the city awaits for the bells of notre dame...