Mom : you know that song you like?
Son : which one?
Mom : sexy and you know it
Son : ya
Mom : well here's one for you... i walk in your room and this is what i see theres a condom on the floor and its staring at me i have a rage in my stomach
Mom : and im not afraid to show it, show it, show it you're grounded and you know it
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HEY GUYS! IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE LAST UPDATE OML
SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING REGULARLY AF TOO BUSY WITH SCHOOL STUFF AND FINALS IS ALMOST THERE ASGDFGJSJLJK I HAVENT EVEN STUDIED OMGGG
SO YEAH IM GONNA PANIC LATER ENJOY! :D
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RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
