Aaron : hey bro what have you been up to?
Jack : nothing much... just thinking about my ex.
Aaron : lol which one?
Jack : the last one.
Aaron : how did you guys break up?
Jack : oh erm, she just said "Its either me or your xbox 360"
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RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*