Part (5)

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Mine! No stealing please! I was texting my friend Dan.

Me : hi whats up?

Dan : Wait i have to f*ck this goat.

Me : what?

Dan : I have to f*ck my dad's goat.

Me : ummm....

Dan : Oh sh*t, i meant feed! stupid auto correct!

Me : oh good. i thought you were really gonna f*ck that goat.

Me : Wait why does your dad even have a goat anyway?

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