Girl : babe, home alone. Come over?
Boy : sure babe! Can i lick your pussy?
Girl : uhm ok sure but if he scratches your eyes out it's not my fault
Boy : BABE WTF
Girl : YOU WTF. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO LICK MY CAT
Boy : fail -.-
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Funny Texts
RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
