Kid : i heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok??? Hospital???
Dad : she is ok now no need for hospital
Dad : she had to take the deep penis
Kid : uhhh, okay?
Dad : i had to inject her with epic penis
Dad : ffs EPI PEN
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No idea if people are actually waiting for me to update but tbh wattpad got me like "uninstall-install" i made 5 chapters for this book so i guess that's a progress, huh? Okay I need to be looking for more texts in google
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RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
