Mine! :) ikr this isn't that funny. I got bored so i did this.
- RANDOM PERSON -
Person : hi.
Me : Are you somewhere feeling lonely even though she's right beside you?
Person : ehhh.... yeppp?
Me : when she says those words that hurt you do you read the ones I wrote you?
Person : uhmm..?
Me : sometimes i start to wonder was it just a lie?
Me : If what we had was real, how could you be fine? I'm not fine at all.
Person : do you even know me? ._.
Me : I remember the day you told me you were leaving. I remember the make up running down my face.
Person : ugh.
Me : The pictures that you sent me they're still living in my phone.
Person : When did I sent you pictures? *_*
Me : Its hard to hear your name when I haven't seen you in so long.
Me : Its like we never happened, was it just a lie?
Person : we happened for what?
Me : If today I woke up with you right beside me, like all of these was just some twisted dream.
Person : WTF!?
Me : I'll hold you closer than I ever did before, and you'd never slip away...
Person : F*CK! SCREW THIS!
Me : And you'd never hear me say....
Person : SCREW YOU AND THIS.
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Lol . I'm laughing my ass off! I actually thought the person knew this was a song or something but.. oh well. I had fun.
Guys you should try that its fun to annoy people using those stuff. And if you did, make sure to tell me! so that's all! :)
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RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
