Son : dad can you lend me $50 while i look for a job?
Dad : dont you have a job?
Son : i got fired yesterday my boss told me that i needed to leave my problems at the door before i come to work
Dad : and?
Son : i told him to go stand outside
Dad : HAHAHAHHAHA your mother's gonna laugh when she finds this out
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Funny Texts
RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
