Son : Hey Dad, remember when I killed that butterfly and you said "no butter for a week"?
Dad : Yeah.
Son : And when I killed that honeybee, you said "No honey for a week,".
Dad : Yeah, that was a month ago. So what?
Son : Mom just killed a cockroach. Should I break it to her?
Dad : ....
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Funny Texts
RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
