Tim : you called?
Mom : yeah i wanted to know how does this camera work on this phone
Mom : giving dad halloween hard-on and wanted pics
Tim : what the fuck
Mom : oh goodness, i meant hair-do! Why is that word on my phone!
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So I'll be making maybe like 5 more after this just to be at least fair with you guys. And a lot of them would be halloween special and this is a halloween special but it doesn't seem like one does it? ANYWAY HAPPY HALLOWEEN
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Funny Texts
RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
