Daughter : Mom i have something to tell you.
Mom : sure what is it?
Daughter : Mom, im pregnant.
Mom : FUCK THAT BABY AND DON'T EVEN COME HOME YOU SLUT!
Daughter : Mom, April Fools!
Mom : FUCK APRIL FOOLS!
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Funny Texts
RandomThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
