Friend : hey bro.
Jake : don't ever talk to me again.
Friend : why?!
Jake : last night you were so fucking drunk you put my Mac book into the microwave and you were spreading cheese all over it.
Friend : really!?
Jake : UH YEAH, YOU EVEN SAID YOU WERE MAKING "MAC AND CHEESE"
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Funny Texts
SonstigesThis book is basically about, you know. texts. (; *Some texts are not mine unless STATED.*
