After a long day of patrol, Peter Parker contacts his mentor, Tony Stark for a Daily update.
After a long day of school, Delilah Johnson gets a call that would change both her and the Avengers lives, including Peter's, as they know it.
Clint- Yes Delilah I heard you the first time in the living room. And again during dinner. And like ten minutes ago when you were knocking on the bathroom
Tony- don't feel bad she said the same thing about me and Pepper
Clint- well...
Steve- I mean
Sam- Uh
Bucky- "I am out of your league"- pepper rn reading over my shoulder
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Steve- where do you find all these clips and pictures
theyre called gifs
Steve- what does gif stand for
Oh you poor soul
Tony- who took all the hot water
Tony- was it you Delilah
Tony- did you run the water again
Tony- is it because of the pancakes
you promised waffles
Tony- it is literally the same thing it's made out of the same batter
since WHEN are waffles and pancakes the same. You don't promise a girl waffles and give her pancakes
Tony- my god
Thor- what
it's like when ur parents promised their best work and gave us u instead
Sam - LOL
Wanda - 😭😭😭😭😭
Steve- OH
Sam- HA. HAHA
Tony- I'll make u the damn pancakes tomorrow ok?
mhm what I thought
Tony- we should debrief later
Can we wait for Fury?
Steve- he's coming what?
Yeah he's just stuck in traffic
Fury- ok wow I was going to surprise you guys
Scott- yeah what's the surprise? High blood pressure?
Fury- I've seen your diet that's not much of a surprise
Fury- you're not even on the mission why r u talking rn
Scott- I like to be included 😜
Fury- I don't even have ur number saved
Fury stop running red lights
Fury- stop traffic stalking me
Fury- clint what is the point of us paying for a remote home for u if there's still traffic
Clint- ??? Keeping my family safe?? Making sure superassholes don't blow up my wife and kids??
Fury- and my gas tank has to be the first sacrificed to do that?
Clint- oh I'm so sorry I didn't consider your traffic needs when figuring out the best place to hide my kids
Fury- you should be. If I have to stop at another termite infested gas station it's coming out of your pay check
Tony- your fault entirely no one even invited you
Clint- u don't pay me what
Fury- Not anymore
Steve-
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