Tony-
HOW DARE YOU MOCK US LIKE THAT? I'M FUMING
don't act like you didn't enjoy it
Clint-
THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Bruce-
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AHAHA
Bucky-
I live for you.
Sam-
Same. I'm so fucking convinced that I was birthed to meet you
Well that's depressing. How'd you guys enjoy my treat?
Tony-
You know Peter is 15 right? You CANNOT send us to a STRIP CLUB
Lol you guys actually went? You didn't think to look the address up before going? That's not my fault, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one
Natasha-
My abs hurt from laughing
Scott-
So do mine
Rhodey-
you mean your flab's hurt
Scott-
hurtful
Thor-
I quite enjoyed it
Tony-
Oh god Thor, what'd they put in your drink?
Wanda-
But seriously, that was hilarious. I mean we had it coming. Idk why we keep falling for her tricks
Bucky-
Does anyone know where Steve is?
Steve-
Church. I'm at church.
Peter-
Can u bring me back some holy water? Or bleach? Any would do.
Tony-
Peter are you okay?
Peter-
I'm scarred for life.
Sounds like you guys had a blast ;)
T'challa-
I'm so glad I live in Africa.
Can I come to Wakanda?
T'challa-
Why?
Things seem so much better there
Tony-
But the avengers aren't in Africa
Exactly
Loki-
Now that, Parker, is a mood.
T'challa-
Your always welcome in Wakanda
Tony-
Seriously? I'm not even welcome in Wakanda?
Well that goes without saying
Tony-
Watch it
Or what? you gonna release my identity? Oh wait.. you can't.
Rhodey-
OOF
Sam-
SHE DRAGGED U. AGAIN
Peter-
I don't even know what to say. Todays been too much. Goodnight.
It's 12 pm
Peter-
GOODNIGHT
Tony-
See look what you did. You ruined Peter.
I could ruin him a lot more with just a click of a button. So be glad I didn't
Tony-
Is that a threat?
More like a reminder that I have the upper hand. Not you. So get off your high horse, cause I won't hesitate to destroy you and him.
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Wrong Number, Right Girl/ The Avengers & Peter Parker Fan Fic
AdventureAfter a long day of patrol, Peter Parker contacts his mentor, Tony Stark for a Daily update. After a long day of school, Delilah Johnson gets a call that would change both her and the Avengers lives, including Peter's, as they know it.
