After a long day of patrol, Peter Parker contacts his mentor, Tony Stark for a Daily update.
After a long day of school, Delilah Johnson gets a call that would change both her and the Avengers lives, including Peter's, as they know it.
Tony- Damn. I thought I didn't add you. Peter how do you unadd someone to a group chat?
Peter- I-
Rhodey- Tony what'd we talk about?
Tony- Right. Sorry tiny dick.
Scott- This bullying is starting to get to me.
Damn. And I thought I was mean.
Steve- Um
Sam- ?
Clint- Tony, who's this
Tony- I don't even know. Who are you?
another measly human @pantene
Scott- lmao he does have nice hair
Steve- Wait.. how did you know that was Thor if you don't have his number?
Yo the fossil does know a thing or two about modern technology, I applaud you Steven.
Tony- ... your name is Steven?
Steve- How did you know? HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW
Bucky- *gasp*
Sam- I-
Bruce- They got STEVE to curse? In like two minutes of knowing eachother? They're good.
What can I say? I truly bring out the worst in people
Peter- That's a mood
Parker! Long time no see, how've a been?
Peter- I would be a lot better if you gave us some information about you seeing as tho you know my whole life story, and I don't know a thing about you.
Boo fucking hoo
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Peter- You did not just use a Kardashian gif against me
Sam- Oooo they went there.
Wanda- This conversation is killing me.
Loki- I like them
*gasp* it's my favorite! I love you Loki
Loki- I love you too. You make me laugh.
Aw I'll take it
Thor- In all my years of knowing Loki, he has never said he loved anyone other then our mother. I'm both stunned and appalled.
Sam- Your really something
Tony- just tell us who you are. This is serious shit, kid. Tell us something. It's not something to joke around about, this is his safety your screwing with.
lol u mad or nah Tony - I-
Bucky- I love how they're not taking any of this seriously lmfao. It's really just the cherry on top
Dude I'm not afraid of your and your little boy band.
Bucky- Tony, Imagine your arguing with a middle schooler lol
Tony- I feel like I am
Peter- Please, just tell us something. You obviously don't seem like your caring about any of this, but it's super important. Tell us how you got my sensitive information and identity. Tell us something. Idk why ur so defensive. You can trust us.
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Wanda- LMAO
Sam- I love this person. I'm officially a fan.
Bucky- Clint is wheezing. Like he's actually about to die of laughter lol.
Tony- I can't with you anymore. I CAN'T
Peter- Okay that actually made me laugh. But I'm still frustrated.
Loki- I'm only staying in this group chat cause of this person.
Bruce- We all are lol
Scott- This is golden comedy
Natasha- Agreed What can I say? I'm hilarious
Peter- You are. But your also a pain in the ass
Shit, I gotta go.
Loki- So soon?
Sam- Aww
Rhodey- Noooo
Bruce- Come back! We like you
Peter- I'm glad you guys are enjoying the endangerment of not only my career, but my life and my loved ones.
Natasha- Yeah huh, when do you guys think they're gonna be back online?
Sam- Soon, hopefully
Thor- I enjoyed their presence. It was quiet amusing. I have never seen Stark so utterly frustrated.
