Tony-
Where are you guys? The Quinjet is going to be here in twenty minutes
Thor-
Oh
Loki-
This is awkward
Nat-
I told y'all
Bucky-
I don't feel bad
Tony-
WHERE R U GUYS
Well we'd figure we'd make use of the time we have left before we went out and beat up the power ranger
Tony-
Where
Tony-
Are
Tony-
You
Clint-
where a kid can be a kid
Sam-
CLINT
Bruce-
YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM
Tony-
Let me get this straight
Bucky-
Uh oh
Tony-
A very powerful software based being has just threatened our lives, as well as the whole world, and it's up to us to save everyone, and you guys think it's a good time to go to CHUCKEE FUCKING CHEESE
Clint-
Where a kid can be a kid
Why is the wallet speaking
Steve-
Guys are you kidding? We have an important mission, you should be suiting up. Thinking of a game plan. I'm so disappointed in all of you.
Tony-
Thank you Steve
drop the act Rogers, we all see u cashing in ur tickets
Tony-
STEVE WHAT THE FUCK
Rhodey-
Get me a lollipop!
Wanda-
no get me the stuffed bunny
Bruce-
no u don't deserve it after harassing that innocent girl
Wanda-
the little shit should've waited her fucking turn on the tea cup
Wanda she's four, you didn't have to go all Alex Russo on the poor child
T'challa-
as I've said many times before, thank god I live in Africa
Sam-
Man shut ur bitchass up we get it
Scott-
Y'all got shiny metal lol chill
T'challa-
I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club
Tchalla-
You cant even get in.
Sam-
I didn't know u were still on this chat oml u scared the shit out of me
T'challa-
It's a text brother, That's not how that works
Tony-
All of you over here, NOW
no I still have six more coins left, ultron can wait
Tony-
If your not back with fifteen minutes to spare, so help me god, Ultron will be the least of ur worries
Bruce-
Nope, it's Wanda. She's throwing the girl into the ball pit, guys we need back up
Thor-
WANDA NO
Loki-
WANDA YES
On my way!
Clint-
NO NOT HER SHE'LL ENCOURAGE IT
Tony-
y'all need to be put in rice.
Please Read!
okay so I'm going to address some questions I get quite often
what inspired you to write this book?
Idk really, I just got bored one day and thought why not ?
What inspired the hydra scene? ( the scene when she broke into hydra and stole the radioactive plasma?
I get this question quite a lot, which I'm okay with cuz the answer is actually interesting. So my friend, the girl who Delilah is based off, used to vlog her everyday school life for her classmate who moved from the school, because she didn't want him to feel left out or miss anything. Which honestly surprised me cuz she didn't even know the dude that well she just randomly offered lmfao. So she would film the school and everyone and edit it at the end of the week and send it to him to watch and reminisce.
Well, one of her weekend vlogs was a video of her skating to this newspaper company, she's a big reader/writer so she really wanted to meet this editor that was pretty high up, he's like the JK Rowling of our town lol. So she studied the ins and outs of the building beforehand, grabbed a keycard off of the front desk that was meant for intern and just went straight into his office. Like I'm not kidding guys. She just walked right in, and I'm like pretty sure he was in a meeting, idk id have to ask. She's insane ik. And when she was walking out security saw her and like knew right away that she didn't belong their so they started speed walking to her so she skated away yelling mean things at them lmao
Storytime over
How are you so funny?
Number one, THANK U, number 2, I can't take all the credit. A lot of this are just texts between me and my friend, I just incorporated avenger context
Can I be friends with you ?
I love getting this question, it warms my heart. Of course you can!!
Do you have any other socials so we can better connect with the author?
Unfortunately , as of now I do not. But my DMs are open to all of you!!
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Wrong Number, Right Girl/ The Avengers & Peter Parker Fan Fic
AdventureAfter a long day of patrol, Peter Parker contacts his mentor, Tony Stark for a Daily update. After a long day of school, Delilah Johnson gets a call that would change both her and the Avengers lives, including Peter's, as they know it.
