You Could Use a Buddy {Beetlejuice x Reader}

Chapter 21

Fuck its cold in here, I patted the bed next to me. Empty.
"Where is he?" I groggily asked, getting no response. I rubbed my eyes and sat up in bed, looking around.
There was a bright green sticky note on my door.

Had too go pck up dri clening

-Betelgeuse

Jesus Christ he can't spell. Or.. Is that how his name is actually spelt? Betelgeuse? Also. Why is he picking up dry cleaning? His suit, maybe? Oh no... That poor person who has to clean the cum out of his pants. I cringed but at least his suit is getting cleaned nonetheless.

I walked downstairs and sat at the table as I ate a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. Where is he? There's no way he's still getting his suit dry cleaned.
I picked up my phone, my lock screen is still the same selfie that BJ took. I haven't checked but I bet my gallery is full of pictures of him. I opened my texts, 15 unread from Matt and 1 unread from Fabio

Fabio
Hey wanna hang out today? You can bring your buggy boyfriend

Me
Sure but I have no clue where he is rn
Gimmie like an hour to get ready, we can meet at my place then do whatever

Fabio
Sounds like a plan

I finished my bowl of cereal and took a shower. Still no sign of BJ. Honestly I'm kinda worried. Hanging out with Fabio isn't a big deal so I wore an oversized tshirt and jeans with my demonias and a black and red striped beanie. I still had 15 minutes until Fabs is coming over so I'm just gonna hang out. I flopped on the couch and scrolled through channels on TV. I don't even know why we have cable, nobody uses it. I mean, I do, but not extensively.

Why is everything on TV shit?
Ding dong

Ah fuck. That's the doorbell.
I got up and yelled "Fabio! Gimmie a sec! I gotta get my bag!" I grabbed my mini packpack and opened the door.

"Oh! Beetlejuice! Hey!" I remarked. Honestly I'm glad it's not Fabio.
"Hey Y/N. I got you something" he stuck out a bouquet of black and white roses.
"They're beautiful, BJ!" I shouted "were they selling roses at the dry cleaners?" I smirked
"No... I made an extra stop" he huffed
"So your suit did get cleaned?"
"Well yeah. It needed to be. You can only go so many centuries before it starts to stink"
I laughed and let him in the house.

"Fabio is on his way, we're gonna hang out"
"Nice. I think he's into me"
"Fabio is into everyone" I rolled my eyes
"Looks like him and I have something in common" he laughed
I was about to make a comment but the door bell rang again. THAT must he Fabio.

I walked over and opened it "Sup, Fabs?"
"Nothing. Is Beetlejuice home?" he asked
"Uhh... Yeah he is but I thought you and I were going to hang out"
"We are! I just wanna say hi to my new favorite demon!"
The fuck is he talking about? "Uhh... Ok" I let him in
"Hey B-man!" he said, sitting next to BJ on the couch.
"Sup babe. Miss me?" BJ asked

He... He usually calls me Babe... What's Fabio doing here? There's no way he's after MY boyfriend... Right? No. I'm being jealous and stupid. I need to relax. BJ doesn't have any friends, I'll let this run it's course. The boy has never seen a ghost before!