Aries: Sweetheart I am not your mirror. Also you can't be talking when you have split ends sis so you need to get yourself in check before talking, kay?
Leo: Don't hate me cause I'm prettier than you and your whole family. Also I know you wear heavy makeup just because you're insecure about your dry crusty lips that you never chap, and your uneven eyebrows and all that acne on your face. *realizes she has acne too* uM aNd gIrL dOn'T lEt mE gEt sTaRtEd oN tHoSe eLePhAnT eArS oF yOuRs-
Sagittarius: Ugly? Bitch- *pulls out the uno reverse* I didn't even need it. I can't even look at you because I'm afraid my eyes will burn from another traumatizing experience. Sorry I don't have the time to speak to things that look like they've been stepped on girlie.
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The Zodiac Signs Adventures
Adventure**All the zodiac signs included (including Ophiuchus)** The signs go through a lot of different dramatic and weird things together but at the end they don't always make up but sometimes they do. Read The The Zodiac Signs Adventures to find out what...
