Virgo: *looks in window* Holy.. shit..
Capricorn: *looks* I'm going to beat his fucking ass
Libra: *looks too* Ight that's it.
Pisces: *looks and sees Taurus and Scorpio making out* He's done for. Libra you know what to do.
Libra: On it.
Virgo: Wait what's going on?
Pisces: *calls the rest of the signs* Taurus cheated on me with Scorpio. They're making out.
Aquarius otp: On my way.
Cancer otp: I'm sick of them. On my way sis.
Aries otp: You okay Pisces? I know that's a terrible thing to see and I'm sorry for it. On my way btw
Pisces: Thank you Aries, I'm okay.
*10 mins later and everyone arrives outside of Scorpio's house*
Aquarius: I'm ready to kick their asses
Gemini: Me too.
Pisces: Wait can we do this in formation order?
Aquarius: Any way you want it.
Pisces: Ok. I need my best female fighters for Scorpio.. Gemini and Aquarius. Cancer I want you to help me with something else.
Cancer: Okay.
Pisces: I need my best male fighters for Taurus. Aries, Sagittarius, Virgo, and Leo. Libra and Capricorn, I need you both to assist me and Cancer.
Libra/Capricorn: Okay.
Aquarius: Going in?
Pisces: Yes.
Aquarius: *busts down front door*
*Taurus and Scorpio freeze and scarily look at each other*
Aquarius: Scorpio you son of a bitch you're done for.
Scorpio: It's not what it looks like!
Gemini: Don't lie. We saw everything. Now you're going down.
Scorpio: Fine. Have it your way *punches Gemini in chest*
Aquarius: *rock kicks Scorpio in the face*
Scorpio: *spits out tooth* MY TOOTH *throws Aquarius onto the floor*
Gemini: *headbumps Scorpio onto the ground*
Scorpio: MY CRANIUM!!!
Gemini: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMPLAINING
Aquarius: YOU ASKED FOR THIS
Gemini/Aquarius: *attempts to fatal attack Scorpio with a punch*
Scorpio: *grabs pan from the ground and hits Gemini on the head really hard with it*
Gemini: *falls unconscious*
Aquarius: No.. *punches the shit out of Scorpio*
Scorpio: FUCK YOU TOO *attempts to hit Aquarius with the pan but misses*
Aquarius: *grabs Scorpio and throws her to the wall* You're going down motherfucker
*meanwhile*
Taurus: *tries to escape through back door*
Aries: Hello there.
Taurus: What the fuck do you want Aries.
Aries: You hurt my friend. Deeply.
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The Zodiac Signs Adventures
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