Zodiacs in the groupchat

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Capricorn: Gemini looks like a prostitute

Gemini: Capricorn don't get me started on your offbrand travis scott looking ass.

Sagittarius: Guys these two fight too much

Ophiuchus: Fr

Capricorn: Lonely ppl like you can't talk

Gemini: Fr who does bro think he is

Cancer: Someone who isn't dating you

Gemini: Imma get on this wish version of Elsa looking ass hoe real quick if she can't find a way to close her mouth. Close your legs too while you're at it

Cancer: 🫢

Virgo: Damn personally-

Aries: I just know yo ass not saying nothing Virgo.

Aquarius: FR LIKE I GOTTA BE HEARING THINGS AIN NO WAY HE TALKING

Aries: Fr

Taurus: Guys how do I turn off notifications? I'm fr tryna sleep yk

Gemini: The button at the bottom you roach🙄

Taurus: K. Thanks ig.

Gemini: Stfu

Scorpio: My head hurts...

Pisces: Check your fever, then text back.

Scorpio: Ok, ty.

Virgo: You fr helping her bruh? After what she did to you????

Ophiuchus: Yeah how u just gon forgive her like that

Pisces: Tf who said I forgave her?????

Sagittarius: Gemini did

Gemini: YOU LYING ASS PIECE OF SHIT NO I DID NOT

Sagittarius: You miss me?

Capricorn: Aye bro back off my girl

Sagittarius: Oh shit you right, my bad

Virgo: Dumbass

Aries: Virgo stfu before I tell everyone you piss yourself from the dark at night

Aquarius: Retarded ass mf u just told us bffr

Scorpio: Guys I'm back. My temperature is 110...

Gemini: Nobody cares bitch

Pisces: I'm gonna rush Scorpio to the ER, brb

Capricorn: Ok.

Virgo: Okay

Aries: I'm going with her, brb

Sagittarius: Ok

Gemini: Who wants to trash Scorpio's house with me?

Aquarius: Me

Cancer: Me ig

Gemini: Everyone except you and Taurus bitch

Cancer: ...ok

Capricorn: Chill out Gemini

Leo: I just woke up, tf did I miss..

Ophiuchus: A lot.

Virgo: Yeah

System: Leo has scrolled up to read the messages

Gemini: Nosy ass

Leo: Shut your bitch ass up, that's why ur relationship is dead

Gemini: HOLD UP CAUSE AIN YOU DEPRESSED EVERYDAY CAUSE U CAN'T HAVE PISCES???

Virgo: RIGHT. FUCK OUTTA HERE BOY

Leo: Smh wtv.

Libra: EVERYONE STFU AND LET ME HAVE A PEACEFUL SHOWER GODDAMN

Sagittarius: Fine.

System: Gemini renamed the chat to "Stupid idiots with no life"

Virgo: Stfu Gemini

Gemini: No you

Aquarius: Imma get offline, love u girlieee

Gemini: LUV U TOO WIFEY

Capricorn: ;-;

Sagittarius: Imma get offline too. Gn y'all

Everyone that's active in the gc: Gn.

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