Scorpio: Y'all ready for the plan?
Taurus: I'm about to call her right now.
Libra: I'm the genius here, give that phone to me bitch
Taurus: Damn okay geez
Libra: *snatches phone*
Taurus: 🙄😒
Libra: Sorry, I'm just pissed that she did all this..
Taurus: It's fine, I'm pissed too.
Everyone: *talking*
Cancer: Babe my head hurts...
Sagittarius: Huh?
Cancer: Help.. me.. please.. *collapses*
Sagittarius: Oh my god.. GUYS! CANCER COLLAPSED!!
Everyone: *rushes to cancer*
Scorpio: Yo what the hell... is going... on *faints*
Aries: BABY NO!!!
Gemini: SCORPIO!!!!!
Pisces: Guys are Cancer and Scorpio... okay..? *about to faint*
Sagittarius: PISCES NO!!!!!!
Virgo: HELP HER BEFORE SHE FAINTS!!
Taurus: PISCES!!!
Capricorn: SHIT! RIGHT!! *rushes to Pisces* PISCES ARE YOU OKAY!!
Pisces: wnkso.. seh... tell them... before... it's too.. late..
Capricorn: I- Wait what does that mean? Is that Japanese or something???!!!
Pisces: *goes unconscious*
Capricorn: *holds Pisces in arms while in tears of shock*
Aries: I'm so fucking confused and traumatized.. what the hell just happened to the water signs..
Leo: *comes in from Starbucks* Hey guys what did I... *sees unconscious bodies on the ground* miss... What the fuck is going on?! Did you guys kill them?!?!
Aries: No, they fell unconscious..
Leo: Out of nowhere huh?
Aries: Yes
Leo: Stop it, I thought we were over our rivalry with the water signs..?
Aries: We are you dipshit-
Leo: Doesn't look like it.
Aries: Okay look here BITCH! I'm not playing your games right now, they fell unconscious and Pisces is speaking a whole new language. In fact, where were you this whole time?
Leo: I don't have to tell you-
Aries: WHERE WERE YOU THIS WHOLE TIME??!?!!
Leo: Starbucks...
Aries: Exactly, so you have absolutely no place to come in here and accuse us of murdering them when you didn't even take the time to show up today because you were at Starbucks getting.. what is that?!
Leo: Caramel Frappe-
Aries: *snatches drink from hand* You don't deserve to drink this right now because of your attitude.
Leo: HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!
Aries: Or what?
Leo: I'll-
Aries: I'm listening.
Leo: Nevermind, I'll get a new one bitch
Aries: Okay then.
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The Zodiac Signs Adventures
Adventure**All the zodiac signs included (including Ophiuchus)** The signs go through a lot of different dramatic and weird things together but at the end they don't always make up but sometimes they do. Read The The Zodiac Signs Adventures to find out what...
