The Ritual: Part 1

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*In Virgo's farmhouse*

Sagittarius: Dude lemme cook a chicken, you got too many of them

Virgo: NO LEAVE MY CHICKENS ALONEEEE

Gemini: Too late *starts cooking chicken*

Virgo: BITCH *jumps on Gemini and starts throwing hands*

Sagittarius: *secretly steals chicken and starts cooking it*

Aries: Sag slide me some when you're done

Sagittarius: Bet

Virgo: *after beating up Gemini* BRO SAG I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY CHICKENS ALONE *mortal kombat kicks Sag onto the ground*

Sagittarius: *beating up Virgo* I WAS HUNGRY LET ME EAT!!!

Virgo: NO THOSE WERE MY CHICKENS YOU PRICK!!!!

Gemini: *gets up and starts beating up Virgo* LET US EAT WE'RE HUNGRY AND PLUS YOU GOT LIKE THOUSANDS OF OTHER CHICKENS AND FOR WHAT??

Virgo: *kicking Gemini in the face while throwing hands at Sag* NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS BITCH

Scorpio: *watching* These mfs really fighting over some goddamn chickens

Libra: *comes out of the bathroom* Bae I need you to- *sees them fighting* Nevermind.

Leo: *goes up to Libra* I'm honestly scared bro they're fr fighting over chickens😭

Libra: This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen in history of our fights and drama.

Aries: Fr

Cancer: *comes inside the farmhouse* Hey guys I brought- *sees the fight* What the hell is going on this time🤦🏻‍♀️

Aries: Alright they had their fun. TAURUS GO BREAK UP THE FIGHT!!!

Libra: Nahhh you doing him wrong😭

Cancer: Oh God they finna be all on his ass😭

Taurus: *tries to breakup the fight* Guys-

Virgo/Gemini/Sagittarius: *turns around and starts beating his ass*

Gemini: *stomps on Taurus* BITCH DON'T EVER TOUCH ME AGAIN OR I'LL SLICE YOUR DICK OFF WITH A DIRTY BUTTERKNIFE

Scorpio: *sighs and gets up to break them up* GUYS CHILL FR-

Aquarius: *drives a car inside the farmhouse and runs over Scorpio*

Leo: NOW WHAT THE F-

Aries: NO SHE DIDN'T😭😭

Aquarius: *steps out the car* Yeah try it again bitch imma run yo ass over again.

*Virgo, Sagittarius, and Gemini stop beating up Taurus and stare at Aquarius*

Virgo: OKAY CAUSE HOW TF DID YOU DRIVE A CAR INTO THE FARMHOUSE WTF

Gemini: YOU BETTER NOT RUN HER OVER AGAIN WITHOUT ME BITCH

Sagittarius: Fuck y'all I'm going home, this shit got too crazy😭

Aries: No you can't leave, no one can.

Sagittarius: Why?

Aries: We're doing a ritual tonight.

Cancer: Um..

Gemini: WHO TF IS WE?!?!

Aquarius: Bro Gemini is fr a white girl with black energy😂

Gemini: NO CAUSE FR THOUGH WHO TF IS WE CAUSE I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS CRAZY SHIT AND I'M A CRAZY BITCH

Aries: It was Virgo's idea🤷🏻‍♂️

Gemini: VIRGO YOU IDIOT!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WISE WTF IS THIS WHITE BOY IN A HORROR MOVIE TYPE SHIT BEHAVIOR?!?!!!

Virgo: THIS EXACTLY WHY YOU GETTING SACRIFICED CAUSE YOU TALK SO MUCH SHIT

Gemini: Don't make me fight you again hoe.

Virgo: Do it bitch.

Cancer: Gemini... *places hand on her shoulder* I don't think you should-

Gemini: *twists Cancer's arm and flips her over* Touch me again and you'll lose it next time.

Aries: *helps Cancer get back up* DUDE WTF GEMINI!!!

Cancer: *crying*

Gemini: SHUT YOUR CRYBABY ASS UP BITCH YOU KNEW NOT TO EVER TOUCH ME.

Cancer: *in tears* I was just trying to help

Gemini: FUCK YOUR HELP I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT AND I ESPECIALLY DON'T NEED IT FROM YOU WHORE

Aquarius: Gemini...

Gemini: What

Aquarius: I know we hate Cancer and we have a thing for it but she was really trying to help.

Gemini: Oh God. YOU TOO??? SHE HAS ALL OF YOU WRAPPED AROUND HER CRUSTY UGLY LONG SKINNY FUCKING FINGERS *storms out*

Aquarius: *gently helps Cancer stand up* Sorry about that. She just has a lot going on.

Cancer: I know and it's okay, what matters to me is that I tried to help.

Aquarius: Look I still despise the shit out of you but.. *hugs Cancer*

Cancer: *hugs back* Thank you.

Aquarius: Don't ever mention it. Anyways I'm gonna check up on her. Aries put some ice on her wrist. NOW.

Aries: OKAY BITCH CHILL

Aquarius: *goes outside*

Virgo: Dude where's Pisces and Ophiuchus? They should be here by now.

Libra: They're running late, traffic got huge today.

Virgo: Alright.

*30 mins later*

Pisces: *knocks on door and comes in* Hey guys we're here.

Ophiuchus: I brought Caprisuns

Capricorn: *wakes up from the room all the way across the farmhouse* CAPRISUNS????

Virgo: *sighs* Fuck you woke up Capricorn.

Capricorn: *runs to the loft jumping over everyone and tackles Ophiuchus*

Ophiuchus: BRO GET OFF OF ME JUST TAKE THEM ALL!!!!

Capricorn: *takes all the Caprisuns* Okay let's get the ritual started.

Pisces: RITUAL??? GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????!!!

Virgo: I'll give all of you $300 if you do the ritual.

Pisces: SHIT FINE.

Sagittarius: HELL NO I'M OUT!!! *leaves and drags Leo with him*

Virgo: *pulls Sagittarius' arm and brings him and Leo back in* Sorry nope.

Aquarius: *brings Gemini inside* Are we ready?

Virgo: Yeah.

To be continued...

Who will be sacrificed and what will take place next??? Find out in the next story. Love you❤️ and thank you for reading.

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