TINDER SONG . BAKUGOU

♯ douchebag

Today 8:54 PM

you
i'm not sure what you're doing
rn but you need to come over here
and kiss me on my hot mouth, i'm
feeling romantical

katsuki
what the fuck

you
WELL HEY

you
look at that you finally answered

you
i've been swiping continuously
for a perfect match and you were
the only one :(

you
actually there was one girl but
you get the point

katsuki
who are you?

katsuki
what the fuck is this

you
wdym?

you
i'm y/n i thought you would
know that from looking at my
profile...

you
oh wait

you
are you one of those dudes
that just swipes and hopes to
get an answer?

katsuki
what? no.

katsuki
i don't know what you're
talking about

katsuki
i didn't swipe for you on anything

you
you're not making sense

you
you're on this app and made a
complete profile

you
we had a perfect match so
you DID swipe right on me

you
omg ur definitely one of those guys

you
i should've known w those thirst
trap pics

katsuki
i never even downloaded this
app i don't know what you're talking
about

katsuki
and fuck off i've never made any
thirst traps

you
explain the fact you're texting
me and the picture of you in
sweatpants rn... i'll wait

katsuki
...

katsuki
IM ONLY TEXTING YOU BECAUSE
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS
GOING ON

you
don't yell at me douchebag

katsuki
don't call me that

you
yeah sure douchebag

you
you still haven't explained
the thirst trap

katsuki
it's not even a thirst trap

katsuki
i don't have to explain anything
to you actually

katsuki
i don't know who you are
and i surely didn't set any of
this shit up

you
i know you're lying because
you have to do a face verification
that matches with ur pfp

you
dude i've caught you red handed

you
it's fine, it's not like i can
tell anyone that you're just
swiping just to swipe

you
who am i to ruin someone's
game?

you
be free and wild my little cub

katsuki
i'm deleting all of this

katsuki
i can feel myself getting
a migraine

you
WHAT?

you
NO WAIT

katsuki
what

you
can you at LEAST pretend
to be interested in me since you
technically wasted MY time

katsuki
the hell are you talking about

you
i could've found my soulmate
through this allotted time of
your fake confusion

katsuki
i doubt that

katsuki
and it's not fake so fuck off

you
is this like your act?

katsuki
what

you
yk, you act all 🥺🥺😪
help idk what im doing how
does this app work it's my
first time 🥺🥺🙏😪

you
then someone falls for it
and you just end up talking
all night or something

katsuki
you've clearly had no one
flirt with you

you
okay rude :/

you
fuck you man

katsuki
goodbye

you
HEY U NEVER ANSWERED ME

katsuki
about?

you
pretending :(

katsuki
what do either of us gain from that?

katsuki
no.

you
darn