Snake (mxm) (Rever series 3)

Snake Bonus Chapter

(I told my roommate to put as much sass as she could into her picture XD)

Pyre couldn't help staring at his shirtless husbands... which was why he kept pressing a saucy meatball to the side of his face instead of into his mouth. He'd probably covered his poor panda in quite a few things already with how distracting it was to try and eat and stare at the same time.

The little smooshed ball of meat eventually made it to his mouth, but the chewing took even longer than its original quest to actually get between his lips.

You're going to need a bath after that snack, came Gin's teasing voice, making Pyre rip his eyes away from Fen walking up onto a diving board above his head and redirect it to where his other husband was relaxing against the wall of the pool facing him, his arms folded over the edge to easily hold him in place.

Forgetting the few bits of food that remained on his little plate, Pyre jumped off of the lounging chair and ran right up to the edge of the water. It was a bit awkward to do so since he wasn't used to wearing a doggy life vest, but he managed well enough.

Gin seemed a bit surprised, but didn't hesitate to reach out and pet his head.

"Want to actually try swimming now?" he asked, making Pyre quickly shake his fuzzy head.

Turns out, his panda was not a fan of swimming. Even after he'd let Gin snap a doggy vest on him, it still wanted nothing to do with the water. He hadn't really minded, though, since that gave him a front row seat to watch both his husbands, shirtless, in the giant swimming pool at their resort hotel, but now that Gin was asking him to go swimming...

I'll be right back.

Pyre hurried off to the bathroom with his swimming trunks between his teeth. He tripped a few times on them on his way, but managed to make it there with only a scratch to his nose. The three stalls there were already in use, so he simply shrugged and shifted in front of the sinks, then tugged on his swimsuit. It had little red pandas running around on it, of course, but there were also some sassy, orange fat cats and even a couple of snakes. Fen had gotten them specially made for him.

Why do I feel eyes on me?

Pyre glanced over his shoulder. Some young dude had opened a stall door and was now staring at him with a perverted grin on his face. If he had been his old self, he would have gladly walked right over and asked the guy for some oral, but things have changed, drastically.

Instead of giving the man any kind of hint that he wanted his attention, Pyre lifted his left hand, flashing the man his ring, before walking right out of the bathroom and heading straight for the pool.

The wedding between Fen and Gin had been a few days ago, and it had honestly been the best day of his life. He'd never cared to go through all that official stuff, but he'd had so much fun as he'd walked down the aisle in his panda form and thrown tiny handfuls of petals to either side, then handed the ring boxes to both of his husbands. He'd disappeared immediately afterward as the priest guy began droning on about matrimony and what not, then returned in a dark red suit right before the vows were to be said.

To his surprise, his husbands had both grabbed one of his hands as he got closer, pulling him right up onto the alter with them. He hadn't intended to be part of the actual ceremony, even though he definitely considered himself their husband, too, but neither Gin nor Fen would release him as they began to say their vows... first to themselves, but then to him.

They were as mushy as he'd thought they would be, but he hadn't expected them to be directed at him at all. To say that he'd blushed bright red and gotten tongue-tied trying to say something remotely not perverted back, was an understatement.