So I have a little poem for you guys before I start this chapter , you are going to like it ! Here we go !
Once upon a time , there was a girl named Adeline
Who lived in the beautiful island of Micronesia
Three masked men tried to befriend Adeline in a park
And said they want to be her friend
The men grabbed Adeline by her mouth
And ran away with her
Adeline started screaming
I was sitting on the bench when it happened
I got off the bench to save Adeline
Punched those three masked men off of her
When I saw their phones fall out of their pockets
I gasped
I picked up their phones
And went to their Twitter accounts
One man had over 18,000 tweets
The other one had over 70,000 tweets
And the other one had over 82,000 tweets
I got so mad and vomited at their phones , I was feeling so sick out of my stomach
Their phones dropped out of my hands at the same time
As Adeline saw me vomiting while I was putting up middle fingers at their phones
Adeline said
What 's wrong Melly ?????
I said to her
That Joshua Meshack Jackson , Sam Goodman , and Anthony Shannon were all pedophiles
Saving up child pornography on their Twitter accounts
Adeline and her mother who helped me out with some advice she 'd gave to me
Deactivated all of three of the said men 's Twitter accounts in shame
Adeline 's mother gave me some really good advice while I was getting better
She said to me
Men with mustaches and beards are the most sickest and toxic people on Earth
They are always the evilest pedophile when they have a insane number of tweets
And they love to prey on children
So bust their asses up , Melly
And burn them in flames into the pits of Hell soon
And that 's how I became a national heroine to the world
I became the ultimate pedophile exposer
No one really knows why I had to save that little girl from being gang raped and molested
But I saved her life
Destroyed the pedos who used her
And now alas , we are all free
Free at last from all of the pedophilia
Coming through Twitter
After all , I am Mrs. Pedophile Exposer after all
And you can say yes or no to that
You hear me already , people ?????
I said I am a national heroine and a pedophile exposer !!!!!
And you can say yes or no to that !!!!!
You hear me now ?????
Good .
Major thankies for reading my poem , and now , on to Chapter 2 of My Name is Jeff !!!!! Hope you enjoyed it !!!!!
;)
melly.
Now on to My Name is Jeff : Chapter 2 !!!!!
