-Bruce and Robin's Wedding-
Chloe: Such a lovely day
Bruce: HIT IT SKITTY
Ivy: I'm getting emotional 😢
Saige: um -Just pure confusion-
Doris: Got tissues and everything in my purse I'm the Walmart rn -pulling out Tissue boxes as if she Mary Poppins-
Bruce: Google the priest shit.
Quinn: -Being the ultimate Flower Girl-
Donna: HELP
Rose: What's Happening 🤨
Chloe and Doris: A wedding
Bruce: I'm getting married
Donna: WGOS GETTING MARRIED?!
Bruce: 😍
Donna: OH
Saige/Skitty:-Aggressive coughing- Now let us humbly invoke God's blessing upon this bride and groom, that in his kindness he may favor with his help those on whom he has bestowed the Sacrament of Matrimony.
Bruce: To the love of my life Robin Arellano
Chloe: 🤧
Saige: Uh
Angie: 😭🤧
Saige: bruce do u take robin as ur wife-i mean husband
Robin: -showing off outfit rn-
Saige: -COUGH- for the rest of ur life?
Bruce: Yessir
Saige: slay✨
Chloe: Wait who got the rings?-
Saige: rboin(💀)
Robin: WAIT THE RINGS
Bruce: Fuck😟
Chloe: 🤧🤧
Saige: bro..
Doris:💀☕️
Robin: CHLOE GET THEM
Chloe: I'll get them
Bruce: They got the rings?
Donna ans Chloe: YES, I GOT THE RINGS, LETS GO.
Saige: CAN I CONTINUE MY SPEECH?!
Chloe: Yes🤧
Saige: UM
Doris: 😌📸
Saige: Do you [Name]BRUCEand in joy, to have and to hold, from this day forward, as long as you both shall live?
Doris: -Filming-
Saige: OH
Robin: who name?
Bruce: 😍
Robin: oh
Saige: YES OR NO?
Bruce: Yesur
Chloe: -Bawling eyes out-
Billy: -Crying and obsessing over Bruce in a whole different chat just going crazy while Doris talks about stealing Rover-
Angie: Crying rn😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧
Chloe: Fr 😭😭
Saige:In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and husband! You may now kiss!-oops
Robin: BRO! YOU DIDNT ASK ME.
Quinn: Mommy hold my tissue
Doris: 💀
Robin: YOU DIDNT ASK ME, HUH
Chloe: 🤧🤧
Bruce: billy not object
Saige: do u take bruce as ur husband 😻 forever.
Doris: I think the priest is on that -SNIFF-
Saige: 😳
Bruce replied to Robin: Don't matter, you love me.
Saige: -Aggressive throat clear-until the end of ur life
Robin: yayayayayaya
Chloe: 😭🤧😢
Donna: Beautiful wedding🤧🤧
Saige replied to Doris: damn you exposed me-AHEM In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!
Doris: I KNEW IT
Bruce: -Kissing Robin all over his face-
Saige: -just going crazy-In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!In the sight of God and these witnesses, I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may now kiss!
Donna: 🤧🤧
Chloe: 😭
Robin:YAYAYAYAYAY
Bruce: AHAHHSBDE
Doris: Ima put this on Keeping Up With Black Phone (ik this woman didn't just break the forth wall.)
Saige: slayed😌✨
Bruce: I'm married✨
Robin: DFJSFHEUHEWKL
Quinn: Yayayayya
Bruce: YURRR
Robin: we married✨
Ivy: 🤧🤧
Chloe: 😭🤧
Bruce: Bfhdje
Saige: kiss bro🙄
Chloe: 😢😢
Quinn: Can I be the baby?
Robin: wait imma throw the flower now. IMMA THROW THE FLOWER!
Angie and Chloe: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧
Doris: Can I get paid, I was dragged from a very important fashion game-
Robin: -Throws the flowers-
Saige: -Catches the Flowers-
Doris: When people who already married be stealing the flowers😒
Bruce: who-
Doris: -Looks at Saige and coughs-
-Just exposing how Rose and Saige are married-
Doris: Hand over the flowers bestie🤩. I'm th only one who about to be single so hand over the flowers😀
-Bruce and Robin talking about having kids-
Doris: @Saige Montgomery you best send me them flowers or you gonna have beef with these holy hands😠
Saige: I'ma send you to hell
Doris: I wish you would 🤺
Rose replied to -🤺-: Me every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday 🔥🔥🔥
-Somehow the convo goes to how Bruce's parents went for milk-
-The end😍-
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Keeping Up With The Kidnapped Kids
FanfictionThis is practically a crackfic mixed with actual story from the roleplay and it's from a discord server I'm in that's for The Black Phone. If I'm allowed I will post a link for the server! (Also no idea if we will have every character in this)
