AOT: The Potatoes of Love [Reader X Sasha Braus]

Why Chapter 9 is taking so long

Y/N: Where the hell is the Author? I haven't seen him for a while.

Sasha: Maybe he's busy with real life?

Y/N: If he was, he would of told us already! Something's going on and I plan to find out.

Sasha: How? You don't even know where he is.

Y/N: Then I'll just have to ask the others.

*Later*

Pieck: You're confident for someone with only their underwear on.

Annie: I haven't lost yet Pieck. Reiner's more likely to lose.

Reiner: Maybe if you all stopped ganging up on me, I would stand a chance.

Bertholdt: How are you so good at this Zeke?

Zeke: Practice. (And cheating.)

Marcel: Why am I here again?

Porco: Because we needed another player.

Armin: *trying not to stare at Annie*

(Context: The Warrior Unit is playing strip poker. Pieck and Zeke are winning, and Annie brought Armin with her because she felt like it.)

Y/N: *enters* Hey have any of you seen- WHAT THE HELL? Are you playing strip poker?!

The Warrior Unit: Yes.

Y/N: *notices Armin* Oh no, don't tell me you are too!

Armin: What? No I-

Annie: He's just a spectator, don't worry. What we're you going to ask?

Y/N: Have any of you seen the author?

......

Pieck: I think he was last with Hanji.

Y/N: Alright then, I go pay her a visit. Thanks Pieck! *leaves*

*Elsewhere*

Sasha: It is kinda strange that the Author hasn't showed up for a while. Maybe I should go help Y/N.

*notices the bathroom door slightly opened*

Sasha: Eh? Who left the door op-

Historia: Y-Ymir! Are you sure we should do this? Someone might hear us.

Ymir: Don't worry, I'll be gentle. *smiles*

Sasha: *closes bathroom door and leaves* (I SAW NOTHING I SAW NOTHING I SAW NOTHING-)

*Back to Y/N*

Hanji: MOBLIT! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Moblit: Yes I know Hanji, you don't need to say it all the time.

Hanji: PLEAZE MARRY ME!

Moblit: We're technically already married.

Y/N: *enters Hanji's room* Umm....what's wrong with Hanji?

Moblit: She's drunk.

Y/N: Again?

Moblit: Y-Yeah...

Y/N: Hey have you seen the Author?

Moblit: Try asking Erwin.

Y/N: *groans and leaves* This is getting really old really fast.

*a short while later*

Sasha: Any luck?

Y/N: No. you?

Sasha: Same. I was going to ask Mikasa, but there was a "do not disturb" sign on her door. I went to Eren's room to see if he knew but he wasn't there.

Y/N: (They're probably making out.) *sigh* Well I'm about to ask Erwin. Maybe he knows.

Sasha: Alright, guess I'll come with.

*Later...again*

Y/N: *knocks on Erwin's door* Oi, Erwin! We need your help with something.

...

...

...

*click*

Erwin: *cracks open door* What is it?

Y/N: You look...actually nevermind. Have you seen the Author?

Erwin: Have you going into his room?

Awkward silence

Y/N and Sasha: *facepalms*

Sasha: Thanks...

Erwin: *closes door* You can come out of the closet now Levi.

Levi: *opens closet door* Oh thank God! I thought I was going to die in there.

*This is the last time we do a transition I swear!*

Y/N: *enter the Author's room* I swear to God if he's in here...

Author: Callie watch your back, Marina is trying to flank you!

Callie: Don't worry I got this!

Marie: We only have a minute left. It all comes down to this.

Agent 3: Alright, let's seal the deal!

Marina: Ouch. That could of gone better...

Pearl: Come on guys, we can still win!

Agent 4: The pressure's on! Give it everything you got!

Agent 8: It's gonna be close!

Captain/Ex-Agent 3: *silently watches from the side*

Y/N: (Are you serious? This is what he's been up to?)

One minute later, the TV screen said "Victory"

Author: WOOOOOOOOO! *falls back*

Callie: I told you we would win!

Marie: This wasn't really much of a contest.

Agent 3: Ha! We won the bet!

Pearl: Aw come on!

Marina: Too late to back out, we all agreed on it.

Agent 4: So close, but still so far.

Agent 8: I should of stayed out of it.

Y/N: AHEM!

*everyone turns to Y/N*

Y/N: What are you doing?

Author: Playing Splatoon 3 obviously.

Y/N: You've been doing that all this time?

Author: Yeah.

Y/N: What the hell?! You could of at least told us! And what about the next chapter?

Author: Then you and the others would of hogged the switch. Also the next chapter can wait.

Y/N: *groans* Sometimes I just can't deal with you and your nonsense. *leaves*

Author: Wow. Rude. Anyways, time for more Splatoon 3.

Don't worry, I can guarantee that the chapter will be released before the month's over.

EDIT

Author: Well so much for that. Damn you college.