POV - Nikei
Clang! Clang!
The sound of cymbals shook me awake, and I praticatly fell out of bed.
I groaned as I got up from the floor.
After getting dressed, I walked out of my cottage...
To see Hajime there.
"It's still nighttime!" I said.
"Yeah." Hajime said. "What about a prank?"
"No." I said.
"Oh pleeaaaasee! Feeling down isn't my style, so don't feel down either, Nik! Come on, up and at 'em! Let's go pull a prank on Kokoro!" Hajime said.
"But she's nice!" I said.
"Kokoro might be nice, but she can be a bit of a jerk when she wants to." Hajime pointed out. "What about we prank the rest of our class!"
"Sounds good." I said.
So that's how I was unwittingly pulled into Hajime's plan to prank everyone save for ourselves.
Me and Hajime were in the kitchen, making "breakfast" early for the other students.
We started by cutting some Oreos open, scraping out the cream, replacing it with toothpaste and sticking them back together.
Then we swapped sugar for salt while making pancakes.
By the time the morning announcement played, we were subbing 12 glasses of milk for 12 glasses for the "smoothie" that Hajime had made yesterday.
We had made some disgusting breakfast.
"It's time for our 12 classmates to eat breakfast in the most disgustingly funny way ever!" Hajime said.
"What about for some extra giggles, we sub Kokoro's shower water for some green goo? For added effect, she should go in with her clothes on, since we know she loves to take a shower after breakfast!" I suggested.
"Yes!" Hajime said. "We should do it!"
And so me and Hajime busied ourselves replacing the cosplayer's shower water with the most disgusting green goo ever.
All 12 of our classmates were in the dining hall area, ready for breakfast.
I and Hajime served our classmates breakfast.
"Bon appiete!" I said. "Enjoy!"
Everyone dug in, enjoying the good food and they told us that our smoothies were really good.
After a few minutes, Hajime dropped his bombshell:
"Enjoying the most disgusting breakfast ever? We even have a kale, orange and chicken smoothie made with expired milk!"
That was the last straw for some of the Ultimates.
I heard some people getting sick, having to hear them cough to compose themselves after expelling the contents of the "breakfast" from their stomachs. Emma staggered, only to collapse in a heap on the floor. Screams of disgust echoed around the room.
After a few minutes, me and Hajime left the room.
"Act 1 of our plan was a brilliant idea!" Hajime told me. "They were passin' out, throwin' up, screaming... talk about a party!"
After a few minutes, we saw Kokoro walk into her shower.
With her clothes on.
"Enjoy your new and improved shower, Kokoro..." Hajime said.
YOU ARE READING
SDRA2 Redux: Trouble on Jabberwock Island
Fanfiction(Originally on A03) My name is Nikei Yomiuri. I'm known as the Ultimate Journalist. When I received my acceptance letter to Hope's Peak Academy, I didn't expect to meet thirteen other students, much less get told by an insane bird about how we are t...
