Honestly not funny at all :,)
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Ezra: I think I'm immortal.
Kyle: What makes you think that?
Ezra: haven't died yet.
Kyle: Oh damn your right..
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Kyle: sometimes I talk to myself.
Kyle: Same here.
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Ava: I'm a confident cheerleader!
Maudie/Ezra: You nearly cheered for the other team because you felt bad that they were losing by a point
Ava: Yes, and I did that confidently
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Ezra: My 1Q is 102
Ava: My IQ is 100.
Kyle: My IQ is 92.
Maudie: *sees IQ test of 153* Uhm 103..
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Ava: Kyle, you gotta be like Taylor and shake it off.
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Ava: Life can be so sad sometimes...
Maudie: That's why books exist, Ava.
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The InBESTigators: *staring at a little girl who passed out because she saw the InBESTigators*
Kyle: *Thinking they killed her* NOBODY PANIC. I have a plan; I'll make us new identity's then we'll pack our bags and runaway to Mexico.
Ava: Why Mexico?-
Kyle: The food is great and everything there is cheap, that's why everyone runs away to Mexico!
Maudie: Kyle, she just passed o-
Kyle: *Getting ready to run* I'll run back home to grab my rope and shovel which are saved for emergencies like this, you guys watch the body.
Ezra: *Absolutely terrified* WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE ITEMS FOR THIS SPECIFIC PURPOSE
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The InBESTigators: *Watching Snow white and the seven Dwarves*
Maudie: So, he just kissed a dead corpse in the middle of the forest
Ava: Oh boy, here we go again...
Maudie: Why do the seven dwarves just happen to have a HUMAN size casket, are they used to digging people up?
Ava: EZRA HELP ME.
Ezra: No no Ava, she's got a point.
Maudie: And the dwarves let snow white, who is a stranger, into their house. This encourages children to let people they don't know into their house.
Ezra: Disney ignored the term stranger danger.
Ava: I SWEAR IM GOING TO LOSE IT-
Kyle: Not to mention that she took an apple from a creepy witch lady-
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The InBESTigators oneshots and other stuff
FanfictionI decided to make one shots because I can stop and continue anytime this way :D Mostly going to be Mauzra (Cus smart people love stories are the best, and I mean it, it's mostly Mauzra here ya-), Some Kyva (Cus their odd couple dynamic is very cute...
