Also, not that funny at all :,)
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Ava: I'm passing the phone to someone who has swallowed many things that are not supposed to be swallowed. *Passes to Kyle*
Kyle: That was only 3 times Ava!... I'm passing the phone to someone who would cry if they got lesser than a 70 percent on any exam. *Passes phone to Ezra*
Ezra: Excuse me for actually trying in school... I'm passing the phone to someone who's expressive in text but not really in person *Passes phone to Maudie*
Maudie: It's easier showing excitement in text. Anyways, I'm passing the phone to the biggest ray of sunshine I have ever met. *Passes to Ava*
Ava: Awww Maudie....
Kyle: *In the background* I thought Ava's a human-
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Ava: Where were these vegetables harvested?
Kyle: What?
Ava: Where did these vegetables come from?
Kyle: *Confused* The grocery store??
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Ezra when texting his friends: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GUYS DON'T STOP CALLING ME A SIMP, IM HACKING ALL OF YOUR FORTNITE ACCOUNTS.
Ezra when texting his Girlfriend (*cough cough* Maudie): Good afternoon Maudie/y/n! Just finished up at work. I heard there's these new bacon cheeseburgers at Whataburger. Do you want me to buy 2 of them and drop by so we can eat them together?
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*The InBESTigators at 16 y/o watching Peppa pig with a bunch of little kids*
Maudie: Wait, so Madam Gazelle is bringing them to a zoo...
Ava: *Nodding* Mhm.
Maudie: A zoo.
Ava: *Realizing* Oh no, brace yourself my little ones....
Maudie: A bunch of animals visiting other animals...
Ezra: The only difference is one group is clothed and the other is bare...
Kyle: *Gasps* SO, MADAM GAZZETE BROUGHT A BUNCH OF KIDS TO A STRIP-
Ezra: *Whacking Kyle on the face with a pillow before he can complete his sentence*
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Ava: *Having a break down in her room*
Ava 5 mins later: *Vibing to the January valentines*
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Interviewer: What reminds you of Ava?
Kyle: *cringing* Hugs..
Maudie: A massive ray of sunshine.
Ezra: Cupcakes. A 50 feet pyramid of cupcakes
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Interviewer: What reminds you of Maudie?
Ava: Hermion Granger
Ezra: Windows.
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The InBESTigators oneshots and other stuff
FanfictionI decided to make one shots because I can stop and continue anytime this way :D Mostly going to be Mauzra (Cus smart people love stories are the best, and I mean it, it's mostly Mauzra here ya-), Some Kyva (Cus their odd couple dynamic is very cute...