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i was never going to post this but people thought it was cute last time so

lydia has added bekah, steffy, care bear, santa klaus, kolioli, and mr. suit & tie to "the only tolerable people in mystic falls"

santa klaus: what on earth is this?

kolioli: i'm confused. all i see are phone numbers?

they're people kol

kolioli: numbers aren't people darling.

care forbes: she means that they're phone numbers kol. . . I'M CAROLINE

santa klaus: hello love

bekah: why are you shouting?

bekah: and no one wants to see you two flirt.

steffy: i'd rather pull my eyes out

care bear: we were NOT flirting tell that to lydia and kol aka the only couple in the chat

we don't need to be told anything
we know how to behave
i know how to behave

kolioli: i still don't understand what this is

bekah: and i certainly wouldn't call caroline tolerable

care bear: hey!

steffy: just because we all got drunk together doesn't make us all friends

well you're all friends with me
so your friends by association
get used to it

kolioli: i still don't know what this is

kolioli: why would i want to message any of you together? i barely want to message or talk to you individually.

kol don't be rude

kolioli: sorry darling!

santa klaus: yeah kol don't be rude

shut up nik
and kol you can't leave
you literally don't know how

kolioli: i know how to break my phone and purchase a new one

santa klaus: he doesn't know how to change his number either

mr. suit & tie: while i am honoured that you included me in this group, some of us are adults with responsibilities. please do not bring me into your childish actions.

mr. suit & tie has left the chat

care bear: who was that?

steffy: there is only one person in this town who that could be.

bekah: whom

steffy: what?

bekah: it's whom

santa klaus: i don't think so

bekah: idk i just always wanted to correct someone on that
i assumed they wouldn't know because no one actually does.

elijah definitely does

santa klaus: it would not hurt you all to take an english class

bold of you to assume they
teach us how to write.
it's all shakespeare and
stupid projects

santa klaus: can i leave now?

steffy: i'm staying to make sure none of you corrupt lydia

kolioli: oh that train has sailed

bekah: trains don't sail you dumbass

care bear: what do they do?

steffy: what?

a car drives, a plane flies, a boat sails,
what does a train do?

santa klaus: i only use my private jet

nik wants to brag about
polluting the environment

santa klaus: you took it to go get pastries in paris you don't get to judge

you ate half of them

santa klaus: no one likes a snitch

kolioli: i'm going to get a drink in town and i expect you all to have shut up by the time i'm back.

i'm coming!

bekah: me too

santa klaus: as am i

kolioli: no

steffy: i'll meet you there

kolioli: none of you were invited (except for lydia).

care bear: i'm already on my way

kolioli: how?

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 18, 2022 ⏰

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