Stray Kids 9th member (Male Reader)

Chapter 11

•––––[Private Chat with Suga]––––•
Saturday 11:25pm

[M/N]: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Suga: No?

[M/N]: I heard the foods good but it had no atmosphere

Suga: Bye.

[M/N]: I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

Suga: Random but why?

[M/N]: My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo

Suga: Are you bored?

[M/N]: Whaaaat! im not bored i just want to tell jokes to my hyung ☺️

Suga: Uh huh sure...

[M/N]: Anyway! what are you doing rn?

Suga: Sleeping.

[M/N]: Really? how's your sleep going?

Suga: [M/N] do you really think im asleep?

[M/N]: Well yeah you literally said you're sleeping

Suga: And you believe me?

[M/N]: Yes. I'll believe anything you say 🤭

Suga: So if i told you that im actually an alien. you would 100% believe me?

[M/N]: Hyung is this your way of telling me that you're actually an alien?
If so then THATS AMAZING.
I knew there was something else to you!

Suga: ...
I'm not an alien and there's nothing else to me..

[M/N]: Oh well there's still something else to you 😤

Suga: You really are unique.
Anyway, are you in your dorm?

[M/N]: Yeah why?

Suga: You should probably get some sleep.

[M/N]: Why? im not tired yet

Suga: It's 12am

[M/N]: And? I've pulled lots of all nighters so what's the harm of staying up?

Suga: You'll become stupid.

[M/N]: 😰 really?

Suga: yes

[M/N]: Well i don't want to become more stupid than i already am.
Goodnight hyung 🥰

Suga: Goodnight have a good sleep.

[M/N]: You too have a good sleep!•–––––––––––––––––––––––––––––•
                     Monday 9:30pm

[M/N]: Hyung my sister wont stop sending me edits

Suga: Why?

[M/N]: She's a simp
A huge one at that

Suga: Simp? who does she simp for?

[M/N]: She simps for you!
She simps so much that she doesn't shut up about you!
When i told her you gave me your number she begged for it.
She begged so much that i had to block her number for an hour 🙄
Hyung?
Are you there?
Hello?