Hitoshi Meets The Goddess of Night... Oh Enji is still alive?!

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Life as a Hero is Traumatic

DISAPPOINTMENT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SUN GOD?!

Hades🪦: Wow! Not only are you power hungry and abusive but you're also stupid too

Poseidon🌊: Dumber than Zeus

(Zeus⛈️ forcefully enters the Chat)

Zeus⛈️: Quit shit talking me in front of my kids.

CinnamonrollDeku: I've been shit talking about you before I met you and I'll continue to do so

Zeus⛈️: Izuku, please

👑Queen of Green💚: Nope not today, Fuck boi

Apollo☀️: I understand why the demigods want Inko as a second mom

Superman🌩️: Dad blew it massively

DISAPPOINTMENT: WHO ARE YOU?

Hades🪦: 🤦‍♂️

Apollo☀️: 🤦‍♂️

Poseidon🌊: 🤦‍♂️

SeaweedBrain🌊: 🤦‍♂️

GentleWar🐗: ^

Mini Ironman🔥: ^

CinnamonrollDeku: ^ is he for real?

MasterMind: I'm beyond disappointed

Dadzawa: ...

Megaphone: To be fair, we had a similar reaction when a flaming bus came rushing towards the ground

KinkQueen: True but when it was explained we didn't ask stupid questions

WateryDeath: Also, Hawks is missing the show lol

InsomniaPrince: Priorities baby

BurntBaconBitch💀: Nah she's right. Keigo would be dying is he was reading this

TheHatterGod: I got u

(TheHatterGod added Sexy Angel to the chat)

Sexy Angel: ???

Dadzawa: Backread

Sexy Angel: ...

Sexy Angel: 🍿🍿🍿🍿

InsomniaPrince: 🤣🤣🤣

TheRealElsa: Apollo pretended to be you.. kinda

Mamagiri: Darling, I'm getting jealous

Apollo☀️: I'm currently jealous of you Kurogiri... Rei marry me

Mamagiri: 😨😱

BurntBaconBitch💀: Yay he's going to stop hitting on my girlfriend

TheRealElsa: I'm sorry Apollo, but I can't marry you

Mamagiri: 😮‍💨😊

Apollo☀️: Damn it! Can we at least be fuck buddies?

BurntBaconBitch💀: DAD!

Mamagiri: Only if I can either watch or join in

BurntBaconBitch💀: REALLY?! IM RIGHT HERE

TheRealElsa: 🤔

BurntBaconBitch💀: Blind me

❄️IcyHot🔥: I can't unread this

DISAPPOINTMENT: REI!! YOU CANT SLEEP WITH A VILLAIN! BESIDES WHAT ABOUT US? WHAT WOULD OUR KIDS SAY?!

WateryDeath: That's how I feel when both cabins are... "Occupied"  also Desperate ass Bitch is begging mama Rei lol

Nico'sTop☀️: Again, I'm sorry

Treasury💍: Sorry

WiseGirl🦉: Sorry

WateryDeath: Even Tyson Traumatized me

Poseidon🌊: That's my boys

WateryDeath:😑

Hades🪦: I told you to tie a sock around the door so you won't be disturbed

DeathBreath: Yeah, after we got intimate with each other

WateryDeath: AT LEAST LOCK THE DAM DOOR!!!

(Nyx has entered the chat)

Zeus⛈️: Shit! I'm out, she's still pissed about me chasing Hypnos

InsomniaPrince: Mom?!

WateryDeath: My Lady?!

Dadzawa: You can't have my son

Megaphone: ^

Nyx: I can't steal my son from you mortals anyways. The fates and mother Chaos won't let me raise my baby in darkness... plus, The pits is a terrible place to be in.

Nyx: I just wanted to say I'm so Proud of you son. You're gifts aren't villainous, and if anyone try to tell you differently then I'll torture them myself

InsomniaPrince: Thanks mom

Nyx: It was to hard to leave you. I love you so much... @WateryDeath take care of your lovers or else I will drown you in the Phlegethon and the Acheron.

WateryDeath: I swear it on the River Styx

SeaweedBrain🌊: Sis, Wtf?!

Poseidon🌊: Take it back!!!

Hades🪦: Sweetheart no

DeathBreath: Are you suicidal?!

CinnamonrollDeku: What's going on?

👑Queen of Green💚: Oh Dear, (Y/N) are you sure about this?

WateryDeath: I'd rather suffer than live without them in my life

Nyx: Brave yet stupid girl. That's why you're my champion

DISAPPOINTMENT: Why is everyone freaking about Swearing on the River-

Hades🪦: SHUT UP IDIOT! It means if you break this promise on the River of Oaths, you suffer a fate worse than Death

BurntBaconBitch💀: WHAT?!

ShyBunny💜: Bunny No, Im not worth it

Nyx: Yes you four are. You're vital for the prophecy

DISAPPOINTMENT: What Prophecy is worth suffering a fate worse than Death

WateryDeath: One that you don't need to worry your ugly mug about

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