Me: I-I'm done! I'm so fucking DONE! THIS YEAR IS HORRIBLE!! FUCK YOU 2022!!! YOU ARE THE WORST YEAR EVER TO EXIST!!!! *continues ranting*
Kimmy: Hey hey what's the matter?
Marlow Roderick: Let us take a look.
Carrie White: I don't think you guys are interested in religion vampires.
Kevin Crumb: Why's that?
David: Tell us Carrie.
Carrie White: Pope Benedict XVI has passed away at the age of 95 years old this morning.
David, Dwayne, Paul, and Marko: *hisses* FUCK 2022!!!
Valak: *growls* I'm sorry but I don't do religion since I am a....
Me: I know Valak. You are a demon and so is Damien Thorn since you are the son of satan.
Damien Thorn: Correct.
Me: So if any of you aren't into religion, you can prep up the party.
Babadook, Damien Thorn, Valak, Sam, Krampus, The Sanderson Sisters, and vampires: *prep up the party*
Jason Voorhees: I'm staying.
Esther Coleman, Red, Dahlia, Kevin Crumb, Jack Torrance, Mother Miranda, Lady Dimitrescu, Kimmy, Karl Heisenberg, Sweeney Todd, Kevin Crumb and Jigsaw: Us too.
Horny The Clown: I am too.
Sweeney Todd: *put a picture of Pope Benedict*
Carrie White: Are the vampires are going to be in pain when I read the prayer though?
Me: I don't think so but demons can snarl and growl.
Kimmy: Alright everyone who stayed let's all hold hands.
Me: *hold hands with Kevin Crumb*
Angela Baker, Jigsaw, Kimmy, Jack Torrance, Mother Miranda, Donna Beneviento, Salvatore Moreau, and the others who stayed: *hold hands*
Carrie White: God, we have lost an amazing Pope who have became devoted to the Catholic Church. May you give Pope Benedict XVI a seat in your glorious grave in heaven above.
Valak: *preps the party and snarls at the prayer Carrie is delivering* MAKE IT STOP!!! MAKE IT STOP!
Daeron: It's ok Valak. Let's prep up more.
Damien Thorn: yeah. Everyone believes in whatever they want to believe.
Sam: *nodded with agreement*
Carrie: Please open the gates of heaven to Pope Benedict XVI.
Me: Amen.
Daeron: Also today is the anniversary of Betty White.
Me: Yeah can't believe it's been a year.
Heron: So here's to 2022 for being the WORST YEAR EVER!
Me: FUCK 2022!!! That year can burn!
Annie Wilkes and the other horror girls: You got that right.
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The Continuation Of My Horror Parent Scenario
FanfictionThis is going to be the continuation of my horror parent scenario from the first book due to the 200 chapter page limit. So the rest of the wedding chapters and others are going to be in this book. Please understand this is the continuation NOT the...
