Kids

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I'm most certain I have baby fever so take this :]

I started running out of ideas at the end and started rushing so sorry
( this took me 3 days to finish.. I wish I was joking but I am not)

PLEASE someone Make a parent reader book please I will read it just please.

Made by
Me :D

Idea-  there your kid basically

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Sid
-Energetic as shit
-if he sees you do anything remotely cool or peak his interest he will ether beg you do it again or teach him how to do it
-you best put a leash backpack on him because he'll walk away without telling you if he sees something
-if there's someone new at the house he'll hide behind you and will refuse to let you go
-terrified of storms and gets bad nightmares so be prepared to be woken up a lot at night
-he gets hurt a lot and sometimes he tries to ignore it because he wants to keep playing and if you notice it and try and patch it up he will be very fidgety and will beg you to let him go back out and play
-has a blankie that he cannot sleep without
-will beg you for a dog

Joey-timid and very quiet around other people but once he's warmed up to someone he's very talkative -if you take him on a walk with you be ready to stop every time he sees a stray cat-will pretty much fall asleep instantly if you massage his head...

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Joey
-timid and very quiet around other people but once he's warmed up to someone he's very talkative
-if you take him on a walk with you be ready to stop every time he sees a stray cat
-will pretty much fall asleep instantly if you massage his head when he's tired
-Also scared of storms but instead of coming to you he tries to wait it out by ether staring at his wall or drawing
-loves going on the swings at the play ground
-is scared quite easily but if it means he gets to stay up late and watch a movie he will take it
-sticks his tongue out when he concentrates
-if you have a cat tower if he finds out he's light enough to sit on it he will
-found your make up once and was very excited to show you what he did you couldn't get mad at him

Joey-timid and very quiet around other people but once he's warmed up to someone he's very talkative -if you take him on a walk with you be ready to stop every time he sees a stray cat-will pretty much fall asleep instantly if you massage his head...

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Paul
-an absolute sweetheart
-if you put ice hockey on he'll be entertained for hours (this man has Canadian blood in him and you can't tell me otherwise)
-he has his moments but over all he's a very good listener and actually listens to you when you tell him to do something
-if he finds you stressed out or crying he'll curl up in your lap and hug you until you stop crying which how he got the nickname teddy (teddy bear)
-he's pretty good with younger kids but don't leave him alone with them for to long because then he'll get overwhelmed and will start to panic and not know what to do with them
-he tries and stays up late but he oh most always accidentally wakes you up
-bear plushie

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