England - You're So Nice

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Enjoy this fanfiction parody ;)

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Playlist:

One Thing - One Direction
I Wanna Be Yours - Arctic Monkeys





My name is Y/N but you can call me Helicopter Computer Oxygen Panther Terra, HeliCOPTer for short, I'm 18 years old, and I am 4 feet tall; yes, basically a midget because my parents are short and I unfortunately got all the genes, while my brother B/N is literally seven feet tall. Ugh, lucky him.

Anyway, it was obviously morning when I woke up to the sound of Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne blaring as my alarm. I shut the alarm and groaned lazily, trying to get a few more winks of sleep.

Skipping school today was starting to sound worthwhile.

Unfortunately, my mom came in and started banging two saucepans together.

"Wake up! Time to go to school!" she screamed.

My head literally exploded. I quickly sat up and screamed over the noise, "OKAY, OKAY! I'm up!"

My mom huffed when she saw me up and told me get dressed and go downstairs for breakfast. I rolled my eyes as she left the room. I felt a headache coming on as I headed to the bathroom to freshen up.

I look at my reflection. I have long, straight platinum blonde hair and bright baby blue orbs. I am the ugliest girl in my school; I literally got on the middle school yearbook with that superlative. It hurt badly. I'm short and I'm also ugly. What good luck I have!

I'm also bullied in school for the same reason. I wish I could use makeup, but my mom doesn't allow me. Ugh. Who cares, makeup is stupid and it's for those girly girls.

I tied my hair up into a messy bun and washed up. When I finished I came out and took some random clothes out of my closet and put them on. I stood in front of the mirror and checked myself out.

 I stood in front of the mirror and checked myself out

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I'm still ugly. But at least my clothes are edgy like that. I'm kind of that "not like other girls" type of girl, you know.

I kept my messy bun because, again, I'm not like other girls. I'm different. I put on my edgy black boots and took my edgy black bag and headed downstairs.

Breakfast was French toast. I like it but I was getting late for school so I just grabbed two toasts, held them in my mouth and ran to the door like an anime character. Nobody I know watches anime so yeah, again, I'm quirky and definitely nOt LiKe OthER gIRLs.

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