Hetalia Oneshots

Spain - Kissing 101

"This kiss is the best part of being in a relationship. It's almost exciting and heart thumping. It's just like a slow death."

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A few weeks ago when you and Antonio were watching some random rom-com movie together, the kiss scene was on and you wondered out loud with your virgin lips,

"How do they even kiss so perfectly without it looking so awkward?"

Because of that question, a few weeks after that little hangout, Antonio came up to you and handed you a business card whilst claiming that he was an "expert at kissing".

"If you're interested, I've got classes on kissing." He said.

You were not really that convinced, since you've never seen him with a girl, let alone kiss her. You really thought it was a joke. Even though the business card looked pretty legit with the location, his name and other things, you couldn't help but still think it was a joke.

Nevertheless, you decided to humor him and go to his "class" along with your notebook and pen.

When you arrived at his place, he ushered you into a room that had no resemblance to a classroom. There was only one bench and one table, instead of a few more. You didn't expect that and neither did you expect Antonio to be dressed up for the job.

He wore a white formal shirt, black pants, nice and polished formal shoes, and a silk tie. His hair was still a wavy mess, but that wasn't an issue. You admitted that he looked quite hot dressed like that.

"Shall we begin?" He asked and you nodded cautiously as you sat down on the bench. You wondered how he was going to do his teaching. There was no white board or markers or anything else except for this bench and table.

He sat on your desk, facing you and rested his legs on the bench on either side of yourself, trapping you in between. Confused, you asked,

"What are you doing?"

"I'm starting my class, obviously." He said, with a "duh" tone in his voice. What an uncanny way to start a class. A kissing class, that too.

"If you'd like, you can take a deep breath to prepare you for what's to come." He suggested and you, being quite obedient, did so and said,

"Okay, I'm done."

"First off, the simple and respectful kiss, the kiss on the hand." He started and held out his hand, "May I?"

You gave your hand to him, which he gently clasped and kissed. Tingles ran all over inside you. If this is how he's going to do his "teaching", you were probably going die of heart failure halfway through.

"The next one's also simple, but a little intimate." He spoke in a low voice as he raised your head and kissed your forehead, "I know it is unnecessary to keep labeling what I do, but in case you lose your mind, I should let you know what I'm doing."

"This is the forehead kiss for those times when your partner looks irresistible, especially when asleep."

Your heart was hammering inside your chest now. You've never been kissed twice consecutively. Heck, you haven't even kissed anyone before. And for some reason, you were finding it hard to breathe.

"Short on breath, already?" He asked, "Okay, I'll let you breathe for a minute."

"If this is the case, I don't know how I can teach you further." He sighed, just as soon as you caught your breath.

"Don't blame me for not kissing my exes." You narrowed your eyes at him.

"Well, whatever. Now that your breath is back, shall we continue?" He smiled. Gulping a lump in your throat, you nodded quietly.

He held up your head again, gently turned it to the side and then kissed your cheek. Pulling back, he said,

"When your partner's being a helpful sweetheart, this is what you give."

You gulped again and pursed your lips. Your head was all mashed potatoes, your face was all rosy and your heart was melting like wax. Your breathing became heavy again, but you managed to keep your cool.

"The next one is, in my humble opinion, a prelude." He spoke.

"A prelude to what?" you asked.

"A prelude to anything you want it to be. It's all about what your heart wants." He said in a low voice again as he cupped your cheeks, "This kiss is the best part of being in a relationship."

"It's almost exciting and heart thumping. It's just like a slow death."

That said, he pressed his lips on yours. You squeaked a little in surprise and didn't know what to do. Antonio offered to help by sliding his hand behind your head and gently pushing your lips properly on his. After a few seconds, Antonio started feeling sorry about your short breath and decided to let you go.

"You could do with a little more practice." He commented, "Do you want me to demonstrate again?"

You nodded quietly as your face turned redder. How many people did he kiss to get this good? One kiss and you were addicted already.

Looking into your eyes briefly, he once again kissed you, but he held himself back from kissing you too hard. He didn't want to give you so much that you can't handle it. This time you managed to kiss back, even though you were so hesitant.

You felt like you just had a lot of sugar since you were feeling so high.

"Your lips taste like strawberries." He pulled away a little, allowing you to catch your breath again. Since you were out of words, you didn't reply to that. Noticing that you were at your limit, he spoke,

"And finally, a kiss placed anywhere on your body other than your face would be considered extremely intimate."

You gulped. Was he going to demonstrate that too?

"But don't worry, I'm not going to demonstrate that one just yet." He added, making you internally sigh in relief.

Hold on. What did he mean by just yet? You vocalized the question and he answered,

"I'm not going to do it until you say that you want me." He added, "Also, I'm going to get you accustomed to this."

"Wait what?" you knit your eyebrows at him,

"Exactly what I said." He got off the table and held up your chin once again. Expecting his lips to crash on yours, you closed your eyes tight. Instead, he kissed your forehead and smiled,

"Class dismissed!"

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Oh my socks I don't know why I wrote this or why I randomly got this idea two nights ago

I'm so sorry you had to read this cringe...

Or am I? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay, I really am sorry. If you liked it... idk what is wrong with you

Oh well, please continue reading, voting, commenting and requesting. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and run away, dig a hole and sit in it

ily bye 

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