Hetalia Oneshots

[ℝ] Prussia - Pranksters In Crime

Requested by Finn-is-a-disaster

It was summer and your parents were going on their annual getaway. This time they were itching to go to the Caribbean, so they flew off to Barbados, leaving you to temporarily live with a friend of theirs.

Their friend was a old German man named Mr. Fritz. He had two young sons, both strong and responsible young men.  You had met them before, but never officially spoken or anything.

And you had to live with them for two weeks. 

That irked you, since you were able to live on your own even in that empty house of yours. Yet, your parents thought it would be great to make you stay with them, and have you make some friends. 

You were terrible at making friends, whether they were guys or girls.

A few days passed with you hiding away in the guest room of their house, simply minding your own business and not talking to anyone, just like the late Roman emperor, Tiberius.

Unfortunately for you, Ludwig's elder brother, Gilbert, decided that your hermit life had to reach a dead end. To accomplish that, he often pulled you out of your room against your will and made you help him in the kitchen, every single day.

It was torture at first, but because of his liveliness, and his dumb jokes, you opened up almost immediately. He was also one for pranks, and since you loved pranks too, both of you became partners in crime.

It was a fine evening and you were in the kitchen as usual, doing the dishes, while Gilbert was wiping the wet plates dry. Gilbert found you grinning widely, often biting your lower lip too.

"You've got some soap on your face." he said. 

"Where?" you asked and patted your face. He wiped your cheek with his hand and grinned.

"There, gone." 

"Thanks." you smiled and went back to washing the dishes, with an even bigger smile on your face. 

"You're really happy today." He commented and bumped your shoulder with his, "Are you in love with someone?"

"Huh? No!" you retorted, face turning red.

"Oh, really?" he said sarcastically and shot a smirk at you, "I'll believe you then." 

"Thank you." you shot back the sarcasm.

"But seriously, do you have a crush on someone?" he asked, "It better not be me. I'm too awesome to fall in love."

"I guess I do have a crush on someone, but I'm not telling you who." you said, lip twitching slightly at his slightly narcissistic remark, "Don't even bother asking Ludwig, he doesn't know either."

"Speaking of Ludwig..." he leaned close to you and whispered, "Let's prank him tonight, how about that?"

"Ooh, I like the sound of that." you smirked, "What prank do you have on your mind?"

"Allow me to elaborate." He chuckled.

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You and Gilbert had evil grins plastered on both of your faces at the sight of Ludwig's tranquil door. You had a bowl of cut up fruits, which was totally harmless, while Gilbert had his prank items in his pockets.

The prank items were poop lookalikes, which were made with cardboard toilet paper rolls. Gilbert couldn't stop laughing at the sight of them, and the thought of Ludwig's reaction. 

"Okay, hush." you put a finger on your lips and composed yourself, "You know the plan, right?"

"Yeah." he nodded.