Inkwell Isles own Devil

The Blob and there gang

Then again. Maybe I just am forgetting who I am. Impossible how could I do such a thing. I'm the Devil.

To go with all of this. I just kind of want to talk to Dice. Stupidly. Seriously. I should pay more attention -

"Ow. Okay who put this tree here!"  I'd walked into a tree. Of course saying who put that tree here was utterly stupid. Trees grow wherever the seeds fall.

Why there did it want me to walk into it. I do hope none was... Watching.

"Oh oh Devil. You just walked into a tree." I  just hear Goopy burst out laughing. Looks at Cagney he starts laughing and so does the rest of the gang.

"Ja ja. Oh look at me ya. See this tree oh I can't see it. " I watched as Werner slowly moonwalked into the tree. Seriously. Even the rat finds it funny.

"Oh no no no Werner don't. I think I'm dying." Oh no please Goopy go ahead. I think we all know where you will be ending up.

"Ehem."

"Oh are you going to pretend to be a clown again. What's the password first."

Am I seriously going to have to play a game with these guys. Ugh I could just... I could set them on fire. No no if I did that right now. I'd have Stickler hammering on and on about. Oh property damage. How am I ever going to cover this up. Oh too much paperwork.

As much as I hate this it's better to play along. 

"Umm, my car."

"Darn how did you know! It's wrong! The correct term is my car is now my manager good day but close enough." I hate this guy. Honestly. I'm starting to feel glad he doesn't work for me.

"Right look I am under time here. All of you."

"Oh let me guess Devi gonna ask you. The same thing Goopy . Hmm or not let's watch." Trust me I don't see much point. Beppi. I don't really want any of you to work for me.

I see now it's not what I want. You wouldn't do it right!

"You know what no. I don't want to. Actually. Have fun in your gang."

"Why thank you Devi we will. Beppi away." I'm not even going to bother trying to correct them anymore.

"Zoom"  oh really we are making kids sound effects now. Honestly how old are you all five. Seriously I've seen five year olds way more mature than you guys.

I don't even know how that's possible. Also where am I. I never even stopped to realise I'm somewhere random. Ugh. So what I'm either looking for floaty lady or two frogs. In a bar known as the fly trap.

You know what drinks somewhere where I don't have to make them sounds actually great. Well I don't make them exactly. I get someone else to do it. But peace and quiet away from hell.

Sometimes I forget to enjoy it honestly. Well I guess getting out of the woods to another body of water is probably a good start. Oh because why wouldn't it stay on water.

Then again that one makes sense. I still hate water. Well again it's just me my constant anyoying thoughts about certain people. Things work and oh how could I forget the little anyoying. Sound I'm hearing...

No wait that's the sound of a boat well I'm going that direction then. Convenient if I don't say so myself. Then again it is getting late which makes sense if they are opening it. You can't have a bar open at day . That isn't the point it's a night thing not a day thing.